FML : Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML

Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 21 June 2013 04:44 / United States - Vancouver

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By triplebeerox | 27

#5545395 - Friday 21 June 2013 16:10

Well, that was nice of your boss. Sometimes I can't do that even for friends...

By Jac_d_ipper | 10

#5545404 - Friday 21 June 2013 16:14

Were you giving him a blow job?

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By triplebeerox | 27

#5545395 - Friday 21 June 2013 16:10

Well, that was nice of your boss. Sometimes I can't do that even for friends...

Roskosity | 22

#5545422 - Friday 21 June 2013 16:21

You have a great boss. Work diligently.

Failure_Inc | 12

#5545431 - Friday 21 June 2013 16:27

I know, you try to help people and then they start gagging and it all just goes down hill from there...

triplebeerox | 27

#5545455 - Friday 21 June 2013 16:49

Yeah, I have more of an issue with the smell *shudders*.

janelly16 | 7

#5545487 - Friday 21 June 2013 17:50

Hey well at least it shows the boss cares enough to do this after knowing them for two days. Probably shouldn't worry about it too much.

fuckedPriceless | 17

#5545530 - Friday 21 June 2013 18:32

In her defense, maybe it was a 2 day blow-job.

twitch851 | 9

#5545660 - Friday 21 June 2013 19:34

#41 what is it with all the sex addicted 12 year olds? Do they think all female works give blow jobs to their bosses now?!

hashshim | 21

#5545755 - Friday 21 June 2013 21:14

They watch waaaaay too much porn.

Blackcatluck | 19

#5545839 - Friday 21 June 2013 23:13

Coming from the one with "send me nudes" on their profile.

Snooyroxmyworld | 5

#5549304 - Monday 24 June 2013 2:49

Yeah i know what you mean

By herotime | 7

#5545397 - Friday 21 June 2013 16:11

No more party hardy

hardehar | 9

#5545472 - Friday 21 June 2013 17:14

Who said it was party related? Nowhere does it say that OP wasn't just ill! Poor OP :(

MuseFan1991 | 14

#5545555 - Friday 21 June 2013 18:50

exactly, OP could have had a stomach bug or morning sickness. don't be so quick to judge 2, you cheeky monkey

By Smashhoof | 15

#5545401 - Friday 21 June 2013 16:13

Get ready for day three!

By Jac_d_ipper | 10

#5545404 - Friday 21 June 2013 16:14

Were you giving him a blow job?

Ambient25 | 24

#5545420 - Friday 21 June 2013 16:20

yes, because he throwing up = a blow job

RedPillSucks | 31

#5545424 - Friday 21 June 2013 16:22

Jokie jokie....

Ambient25 | 24

#5545474 - Friday 21 June 2013 17:17

she* this sucks, autocorrect will take first priority, and the minute I notice and try to fix it the internet goes out. I hate the Greek infrastructure

IworkAt711 | 14

#5545538 - Friday 21 June 2013 18:40

Well it doesn't say that OP is a woman. It could be a man with long hair for all we know.

whiteboy896 | 9

#5545548 - Friday 21 June 2013 18:48

I doubt a man cares if his long hair is held by someone else while throwing up.

IworkAt711 | 14

#5545634 - Friday 21 June 2013 19:19

I sure as hell would. I dont want puke in my hair.

Hairnet | 14

#5546511 - Saturday 22 June 2013 10:16

It doesn't say that OP's boss is a man either.

pmacxx | 5

#5546791 - Saturday 22 June 2013 17:29

Deep throat?

By niphredil | 2

#5545405 - Friday 21 June 2013 16:15

Look at the upside: Your boss seems very nice.

By CrissyyyS2 | 22

#5545409 - Friday 21 June 2013 16:16

I don't know whether ydi or fyl. But that's pretty bad for second day on the job.

By golden_warrior | 23

#5545410 - Friday 21 June 2013 16:17

I thought this FML was going to end differently. Damn, you dirty mind....

By AnthonyWheeler15 | 24

#5545411 - Friday 21 June 2013 16:17

Well your boss seems to be respectable! You're gonna wanna work really hard to show some appreciation OP!

By yawateverok | 10

#5545413 - Friday 21 June 2013 16:17

i think he will forgive u for troubles its fine (:

By Sabriiyah_Witter | 5

#5545418 - Friday 21 June 2013 16:19

Well be happy you have a kind boss?

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