And the Street Corner Bums win again!

You got sacked!

Somebody didn't watch their blindside

^^Sacked like Flacco lool

I call that a fumble, you always have to protect the ball.

It happens

A wild homeless man appears! homeless man uses sucker punch attack! stupid Jersey cunt has fainted blah blah blah screw you op ydi

The poor guy just wanted some pork rinds^.^ (get it? pigskin?)

He's got some real "balls" to do that! Haha, get it?.. Oh god, that was just a flat out sad pun....

That's probably the most fun he had in months. Too bad it had to come at OP's expense.

It's Halftime America.

i'm sure it seemed like a good idea for him after 2 fifths of whiskey

Little do we know, the fun is just beginning for this homeless man and his new football friend. Looks like it's halftime OP.

Lol yeah with my hockey team, I was at a fitness class thing, and we went outside to run, and we saw a homeless person sleeping in a dumpster...

81- Are you sure he was sleeping and not dead?

Not sure O.o

Get a camera and a baseball bat; film what ensue's, and then sell the tape's to buy another football. Problem solved!

When you only have two people, the cars provide for a good set of replacements for the defense

And each time you hit a car, just move further down the street in the opposite direction.. Move far enough away from the scene of the crime and the game could last awhile.

83- what about ice skating? Or street hockey? Swimming? Those are pretty much restricted to one place.

oh I just can't wait to go swimming I'm my fire pit!

Well at least in the homeless man's eyes.. until he needs some change, the homeless seem to survive purely on our change.. That homeless must have been without change for hours!! He became delusional.. yes.. and mistaken the football for a bag.. a bag full of change..