Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML
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- United States - Saint Louis
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Hellishness
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Lmao...my first comment and I'm first. I'll probably never comment again. Have fun bashing me.
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kittenvks
| 11
Troll
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gunmania0
| 12
You are so amazing. You are my idol.
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BuhBuhBoomer
| 2
You ah should of held onto the open can in case they came back. And if they didn't, free soda.
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ss_20_xx
| 14
Sounds like a game of dodging the soda cans!
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BountyBass
| 13
He obviously forgot the 5 d's
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ICastillo
| 24
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a soda can.
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starman02
| 12
Ouch.. Who does that?!
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ucoolgirl31
| 20
At least it was closed because you didn't get all wet!!
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Vociferouslife
| 4
This is why everyone should be strapped
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metalwolf
| 17
might be the same people who are thumbing you down.
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TheCarChanel
| 0
Did u grab the unopened one
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blcksocks
| 19
This wouldn't be an FML if he would have been able to grab it. OP clearly says he was hit.
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taracrane1
| 7
...OP could have walked over to the can and grabbed it? TheCarChanel didn't ask if he caught it.
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failureusername
| 12
12_Yes we know that OP got hit but the question of whether he picked it up and drank it still remains.
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Roevera
| 14
#17- It would make an awesome pop commercial if he did catch it.
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Il_Maestro
| 6
If he did, I sure hope he waited a little while before enjoying his drink.
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Saryrr
| 3
So it wouldn't fizz every where, right?
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realSlimjimShady
| 7
Shoulda thrown it back break that fools window
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tjv3
| 10
I hope the OP beat the snot out of them, or at least got the lic plate number. Then OP could stalk then and make their life a living hell
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Ge0rger0kz
| 5
What would happen if they missed the second time?
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Roevera
| 14
Then there wouldn't be an FML..
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x_KL_x
| 7
Then they would use the car.
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thgiL
| 9
20- How do you know? Perhaps hypothetically they come around again with a big carton of milk...?
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Roevera
| 14
3rd time is the charm I suppose.. They just got lucky with the second.
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thiscrazything
| 1
It would have been a six pack.
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GovernorGeneral
| 8
Heyyy your comment reminded me about that fml where the guy tries kicking a can at op but continualy misses so he picks it up and throws it xD
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NNR
| 0
They would probley throw a bomb
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
They'd get out of the car, walk up to op, and hit em with the can head on.
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hurrican_fml
| 0
They would open a can
and get a funnel so they don't miss.
and get a funnel so they don't miss.
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Jumpingmal2
| 7
They throw an empty can at him
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nerobluerose
| 10
Drive by canning? What has the world come to? Are bullets that expensive?
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eddeeezzyy
| 19
Yes they are! That's why I switched to Nerf gun missiles.....that shit is cheap and reusable! :D
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yahoowizard
| 16
Chris Rocks skit about making bullets worth thousands a bullet starting to stop shootings work in real life
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realSlimjimShady
| 7
53- WTF
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SkoomaKi
| 27
Did you get a look at their registration plate? Of you can try and find it, paint it some nice colors ;) I'm sure they'd appreciate the paint job.
If you know what I mean.
If you know what I mean.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Ah yes. Vandalism. Always the answer!
(sarcasm)
(sarcasm)
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SkoomaKi
| 27
Ah no. Joking. It gets used quite a lot on this site.
(no sarcasm)
(no sarcasm)
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simonsaysYDI
| 8
=0 Or pour a bunch of soda all over it.
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raraisbang
| 12
Thats what you get for pissing those gangsters off.
I told you that was a bad idea!
I told you that was a bad idea!
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mhopper
| 13
In Missouri?
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Il_Maestro
| 6
Only the gangsters that truly go HAM carry out their hits with soda cans.
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Ruffclue
| 9
Bust a Can ??
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jokesta187
| 11
In his ass?
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taracrane1
| 7
Free drink!
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niallswifr
| 7
Sounds like a fizzy situation! No? Ok.
I hope my advice Pepsis you up a bit. Good luck.