FML : Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML

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Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 21 May 2012 01:10 / United States - Saint Louis

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By DocBastard | 38

#4462117 - Monday 21 May 2012 8:40

Were these people high on Coke? I'm sure this gave you a Jolt, but in Sprite of your ordeal, don't keep Tabs on these people - they could be dangerous criminals. You need to try to stay 5-Alive. I would take a Minute Maid and then get out of town. Maybe take a walk through some Mountain Dew and breathe some Sierra Mist, or take a trip to a Sunkist Orangina grove, or go visit your Crush.

I hope my advice Pepsis you up a bit. Good luck.

By TheCarChanel | 0

#4462014 - Monday 21 May 2012 8:23

Did u grab the unopened one

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By Hellishness | 6

#4461998 - Monday 21 May 2012 8:22

Lmao...my first comment and I'm first. I'll probably never comment again. Have fun bashing me.

kittenvks | 11

#4462010 - Monday 21 May 2012 8:23

Troll

gunmania0 | 12

#4462012 - Monday 21 May 2012 8:23

You are so amazing. You are my idol.

By BuhBuhBoomer | 2

#4462002 - Monday 21 May 2012 8:22

You ah should of held onto the open can in case they came back. And if they didn't, free soda.

By ss_20_xx | 14

#4462007 - Monday 21 May 2012 8:23

Sounds like a game of dodging the soda cans!

BountyBass | 13

#4462032 - Monday 21 May 2012 8:26

He obviously forgot the 5 d's

ICastillo | 24

#4462109 - Monday 21 May 2012 8:39

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a soda can.

starman02 | 12

#4462176 - Monday 21 May 2012 8:57

Ouch.. Who does that?!

ucoolgirl31 | 20

#4462647 - Monday 21 May 2012 12:54

At least it was closed because you didn't get all wet!!

Vociferouslife | 4

#4462821 - Monday 21 May 2012 14:09

This is why everyone should be strapped

metalwolf | 17

#4462886 - Monday 21 May 2012 14:48

might be the same people who are thumbing you down.

By TheCarChanel | 0

#4462014 - Monday 21 May 2012 8:23

Did u grab the unopened one

blcksocks | 19

#4462040 - Monday 21 May 2012 8:28

This wouldn't be an FML if he would have been able to grab it. OP clearly says he was hit.

taracrane1 | 7

#4462064 - Monday 21 May 2012 8:31

...OP could have walked over to the can and grabbed it? TheCarChanel didn't ask if he caught it.

failureusername | 12

#4462078 - Monday 21 May 2012 8:32

12_Yes we know that OP got hit but the question of whether he picked it up and drank it still remains.

Roevera | 14

#4462112 - Monday 21 May 2012 8:39

#17- It would make an awesome pop commercial if he did catch it.

Il_Maestro | 6

#4462259 - Monday 21 May 2012 9:17

If he did, I sure hope he waited a little while before enjoying his drink.

Saryrr | 3

#4462882 - Monday 21 May 2012 14:48

So it wouldn't fizz every where, right?

realSlimjimShady | 7

#4464857 - Tuesday 22 May 2012 1:01

Shoulda thrown it back break that fools window

tjv3 | 10

#4465157 - Tuesday 22 May 2012 2:30

I hope the OP beat the snot out of them, or at least got the lic plate number. Then OP could stalk then and make their life a living hell

By Ge0rger0kz | 5

#4462018 - Monday 21 May 2012 8:24

What would happen if they missed the second time?

Roevera | 14

#4462075 - Monday 21 May 2012 8:32

Then there wouldn't be an FML..

x_KL_x | 7

#4462092 - Monday 21 May 2012 8:34

Then they would use the car.

thgiL | 9

#4462098 - Monday 21 May 2012 8:35

20- How do you know? Perhaps hypothetically they come around again with a big carton of milk...?

Roevera | 14

#4462121 - Monday 21 May 2012 8:41

3rd time is the charm I suppose.. They just got lucky with the second.

thiscrazything | 1

#4463191 - Monday 21 May 2012 16:21

It would have been a six pack.

GovernorGeneral | 8

#4463202 - Monday 21 May 2012 16:27

Heyyy your comment reminded me about that fml where the guy tries kicking a can at op but continualy misses so he picks it up and throws it xD

NNR | 0

#4463661 - Monday 21 May 2012 18:35

They would probley throw a bomb

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#4463722 - Monday 21 May 2012 18:47

They'd get out of the car, walk up to op, and hit em with the can head on.

hurrican_fml | 0

#4464471 - Monday 21 May 2012 21:37

They would open a can
and get a funnel so they don't miss.

Jumpingmal2 | 6

#4464860 - Tuesday 22 May 2012 1:01

They throw an empty can at him

By nerobluerose | 10

#4462020 - Monday 21 May 2012 8:24

Drive by canning? What has the world come to? Are bullets that expensive?

eddeeezzyy | 19

#4462319 - Monday 21 May 2012 9:41

Yes they are! That's why I switched to Nerf gun missiles.....that shit is cheap and reusable! :D

yahoowizard | 16

#4462380 - Monday 21 May 2012 10:24

Chris Rocks skit about making bullets worth thousands a bullet starting to stop shootings work in real life

realSlimjimShady | 7

#4464866 - Tuesday 22 May 2012 1:04

53- WTF

By SkoomaKi | 24

#4462028 - Monday 21 May 2012 8:25

Did you get a look at their registration plate? Of you can try and find it, paint it some nice colors ;) I'm sure they'd appreciate the paint job.

If you know what I mean.