By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 21:20 - United States - Brooklyn
Same thing different taste
You kinda deserved that one
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Run away time!
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Leave me alone
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on...oh snap
Ya **** ya I would if beat the shit out of him.....well I would of tried homeless people are crazy.
I would've punched him AND told him to go make his own money
The guy asked for money while you were taking a shit...
Just be lucky he didn't eat your face off!
What!? You guys don't like golden showers???
Don't ever punch a homeless person. If you split your knuckle open on their jaw you can get HIV or HepC. Kick him in the nuts instead.
you should've Bear Gryll'd his ass and make him drink his own piss.
If a homeless guy did that to me, I'd help buy him a house...and then burn it the **** down.
I think honestly you'd be too stunned to move, and he would have run his malnourished ass off. Really though, even though this is something I'd definitely agree you should be prepared to fight someone over, there's no way you'd even be able to process what the hell happened for at least 10 seconds.
He sounds pissed.. ;)
At least he didn't eat your face off.
88- SHUT THE **** UP, I am sorry I didn't read your comment!
Don't you listen to the news? The homeless guy who ate the mans face was on bath salts. He was seriously ****** up.
I heard it was a seriously contagious virus?
97- are we Talking about Miami or FML?
better pee than poop..
He must of been in a pissy mood. Sorry guys
That joke has already been made.
The comments were both posted at the same time At least this guy said sorry!
You should be sorry for using a word like pissy.
You must have really pissed him off.
Don't piss off homeless people. They have nothing to lose.
So...many....PUNS!!!!!
The first three were written in the same second. Mine a second after. I don't see why people are complaining 'the joke was already made' since we all did it at the same time. You people are so fickle.
That's the chance you take when you post a comment that is going to be hated by everyone and overused like crazy. If you can't take the criticism, don't post it.
He's a good businessman. Urine helps your face glow. He was doing you service. Hobo has to earn your money somehow, ya know?
What that ****..?
Ok no, just no.
5 - Just wondering does your face glow?
You should have acted like you totally liked when he did that, confuse the pee out of him.
Good thing you fixed your spelling mistakes, you could've got attacked by grammar nazi's xD
Nazis* The apostrophe is unnecessary.
Thanks Stevie, wonder why I didn't think of that.
Wow that's rude and disgusting. Try to wash your hair in the bathroom with some soap. And yes, I would have punched him probably.
Think the urine was better than whatever comes out of those sinks... Keep believing it's water.
I'm not saying that the homeless man had good reasoning, but if you think about it, that was probably the millionth time he's heard that excuse of someone saying they had no money. Op was just lucky enough to be the one to push the homeless man over the top to react like this.
49 - Or unlucky, in this case.
49- so because people aren't giving there hard earned money op gets punished?
...thus arming him for round 2.
I cracked up so much when I saw your comment 57.
Sounds like an R. Kelly song.
The one he sang whilst peeing on that young girl.
R. Kelly would've liked it
Yea R. Kelly would of liked it... On a girl.
Did you pour the piss on OP? Why are you sorry?
Ok I have looked past this a lot of times but I just can't anymore...what is with all these people who have never seemed to have heard of sympathy? It seems any time somebody tries to be sympathetic by saying they are sorry they get attacked for not being the person who was actually an asshole to the OP. Sorry for my rant.
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I honestly would've punched him.
He sounds pissed.. ;)