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By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 09:04 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, after cricket training, the homeless man that lives in the drain next to the nets threw a beer bottle full of piss at me for rejecting him for a date last week. I ducked; it sailed through my car’s open window and smashed all over the seats. FML

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You deserved it 4 869

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Today, while I was reluctantly driving to work on a Sunday, some guy in a shiny Audi threw a plastic root beer bottle full of urine at my old Toyota. He didn’t even bother to put on the cap on, like a gentleman would. FML

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By WamBamSam - 21/11/2012 09:54 - United Kingdom - Kidderminster

Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 07:55 - United States

Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 05:09 - United States - Boston

Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place to crash for the night. He repaid me by pissing all over my new couch. FML

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By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 21:26 - United Kingdom

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

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By Username - 28/02/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

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You deserved it 3 045

By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 21:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 01:10 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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ColdplaySucks 18

Friday 21 June 2013 18:46

I bet he really pissed you off.

igese 11

Friday 21 June 2013 18:46

That's a great example of a win-lose situation

Comments

Melix 31

Friday 21 June 2013 19:00

At least you didn't get covered on it, but wow :( sorry to hear that OP

perdix 29

Friday 21 June 2013 19:01

Right in the blockhole!

kim_larsa 5

Friday 21 June 2013 19:23

Smells like a pissy situation

ManInTheMachine 19

Friday 21 June 2013 19:24

Smells more like a shitty pun.

ManInTheMachine 19

Friday 21 June 2013 19:59

Aaaand of course the comment gets deleted and mine ends up here. Anyway, not sure if Norbit reference or...

worldclassrager 39

Friday 21 June 2013 19:34

AC on windows up...Next time..,

ShakeDisPlace 10

Friday 21 June 2013 19:34

Why are homeless people always so angry!? hmm maybe because they are HOMELESS. So let's just say that the homeless are not harmless

tragicnightmare 15

Friday 21 June 2013 19:45

do the same thing back

perdix 29

Friday 21 June 2013 19:56

Cricket training seems kind of pointless. They are pretty stupid insects and live only a few weeks. It seems by the time it learns to come, sit, stay, fetch, etc., it will keel over. Maybe you should start with "play dead" because it will inevitably get that one right, one way or the other.

LookAttMyyLifee 12

Friday 21 June 2013 19:59

" Thank god you dodged a bullet " - beyonce

Sanduril 15

Friday 21 June 2013 20:00

Maybe he plays TF2 a lot and wanted to simulate a Jarate

Slackness 10

Friday 21 June 2013 20:42

It amazes me the hate people have for the homeless and the abhorrence for their situation / existence. I found my discussions with the homeless in San-Fran (when visiting US) the most enlightening experience of my life. I would also suggest I could say the same of the people in London (my prior locale).

Pinwheel 10

Friday 21 June 2013 21:32

I suppose they didn`t throw bottles full of piss at you during your enlightening experience?

ksks1234 33

Friday 21 June 2013 21:33

I agree with 44! Goodness op, just because he is homeless, you turn him down? Way to have your standards set way too high. Then, he tries to give you a homemade gift, and you refuse it...so rude!