Miscellaneous: Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped...

By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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Bzu123 8

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Saturday 8 March 2014 1:33

you should have ran him over

bertyogurt 7

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Saturday 8 March 2014 1:48

Yeah! Commit homicide! That'll show that rude fucker!

DoctorRoche 11

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Saturday 8 March 2014 1:31

On the bright side there's no streaks now!

mif_fml 27

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Saturday 8 March 2014 2:11

Quite the strong stream to hit your windshield. He must've really had to go!

Lebeaugars95 20

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Monday 10 March 2014 14:37

quite the arch indeed

Bzu123 8

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Saturday 8 March 2014 1:33

you should have ran him over

DoctorRoche 11

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Saturday 8 March 2014 1:40

I beat you to #1 ;)

gracehi 31

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Saturday 8 March 2014 1:43

Yeah! Then taken his wallet!

bertyogurt 7

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Saturday 8 March 2014 1:48

Yeah! Commit homicide! That'll show that rude fucker!

thomcmoore 23

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Saturday 8 March 2014 2:03

There are two types of people...

FucYoCouch 13

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Saturday 8 March 2014 5:23

... go on?

badluckalex 23

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Saturday 8 March 2014 6:37

or honk your horn and scare the shit out of him! literally

Saraj07 18

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Saturday 8 March 2014 6:49

I think you missed the 'waiting a a red light' part.

inner_peace 19

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Saturday 8 March 2014 1:34

He was trying to wash your car.

Welshite 39

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Saturday 8 March 2014 1:34

Free car wash!

inner_peace 19

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Saturday 8 March 2014 1:36

My thoughts exactly!

strike2867 13

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Saturday 8 March 2014 1:36

I'm sorry, do you always use urine to wash your car?

Welshite 39

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Saturday 8 March 2014 1:37

#9: Yes.

inner_peace 19

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Saturday 8 March 2014 1:40

#9: is there a problem with using more natural ingredients to wash one's car?

enddmd 27

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Saturday 8 March 2014 15:03

#13 - Ammonia does a rather beautiful job, if I may say so myself.

olpally 32

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Saturday 8 March 2014 1:35

Give him a little nudge with your bumper, he should stop pissing then :)

kaablam 17

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Monday 10 March 2014 14:28

Yes, because I'm sure OP is still sitting at the red light, his car getting pissed upon.

The_only_Eric 4

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Saturday 8 March 2014 1:36

It's raining!!! The rain smells like asparagus...

infinitegrace 21

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Saturday 8 March 2014 1:37

Should have pressed the gas. Just kidding that would be much worse. Then you'd have blood on your car along with piss...

Fuzy2K 7

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Saturday 8 March 2014 9:58

You could just tell the police the car belongs to Andres Serrano.

holliepong 8

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Saturday 8 March 2014 1:37

Forget it. He's drunk...

Nyarlothatep 12

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Saturday 8 March 2014 1:41

So, by that logic, if he were to get in a car whilst drunk, and kill a few people, we should just "forget it," because he's drunk?

Danne696 14

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Saturday 8 March 2014 1:59

I think a certain degree of how serious his actions were play into this. By your logic you would react similarily to a person running over people whilst drunk and a person making inappropriate jokes whilst drunk. Something small is pretty much forgivable in my book.