By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
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Bzu123 8
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you should have ran him over

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bertyogurt 7

Yeah! Commit homicide! That'll show that rude fucker!

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DoctorRoche 11
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On the bright side there's no streaks now!

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mif_fml 27

Quite the strong stream to hit your windshield. He must've really had to go!

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Lebeaugars95 20

quite the arch indeed

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Bzu123 8
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you should have ran him over

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DoctorRoche 11
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I beat you to #1 ;)

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gracehi 31
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Yeah! Then taken his wallet!

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bertyogurt 7

Yeah! Commit homicide! That'll show that rude fucker!

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thomcmoore 23
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There are two types of people...

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badluckalex 23

or honk your horn and scare the shit out of him! literally

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Saraj07 18
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I think you missed the 'waiting a a red light' part.

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inner_peace 19

He was trying to wash your car.

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Welshite 39
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Free car wash!

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inner_peace 19

My thoughts exactly!

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strike2867 13
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I'm sorry, do you always use urine to wash your car?

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inner_peace 19

#9: is there a problem with using more natural ingredients to wash one's car?

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enddmd 27
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#13 - Ammonia does a rather beautiful job, if I may say so myself.

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olpally 32

Give him a little nudge with your bumper, he should stop pissing then :)

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kaablam 17
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Yes, because I'm sure OP is still sitting at the red light, his car getting pissed upon.

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The_only_Eric 4

It's raining!!! The rain smells like asparagus...

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infinitegrace 21
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Should have pressed the gas. Just kidding that would be much worse. Then you'd have blood on your car along with piss...

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Fuzy2K 7
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You could just tell the police the car belongs to Andres Serrano.

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holliepong 8
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Forget it. He's drunk...

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Nyarlothatep 12

So, by that logic, if he were to get in a car whilst drunk, and kill a few people, we should just "forget it," because he's drunk?

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Danne696 14
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I think a certain degree of how serious his actions were play into this. By your logic you would react similarily to a person running over people whilst drunk and a person making inappropriate jokes whilst drunk. Something small is pretty much forgivable in my book.

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thatnucca 36
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Should have pretended to be a mobile urinal and nudge him in the knees a little... Oops, was kinda thinking out loud for a sec...

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DonPandon 15
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Now that's bad luck

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ElementaryEdGuy 18

Not necessarily. What if he was cute and OP wanted to see him with his pants down?

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