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Lovely.
what a fun ride home! :)
luckily it wasnt stolen.
He could throw up through a "slightly open" window, he's got some talent.
She's lucky the bum didn't tell dirty mike and the boys bout her car...
OP drives a red prius with crack on the hood and a missing door...
go beat the piss out of him
"slightly open". So, the bum must've shot his barf in a straight line to go through the crack, huh?
Thanks for the F shack. ....... -Dirty Mike & the boys
atleast the car wasn't used during a mass orgy of homeless men
I love that movie
And it was in the drivers seat... Learn to love the smell!!!!
should've gave him that dollar he asked for
Oh well, at least dirty mike and the boys didn't decide to have a soup kitchen in your car.
Oh wow, I did not read the other comments before posting that one lol
Better than a bathroom...
I dunno about that.. D:
It's pretty damn sexy when a hobo barfs in your car.
Only if it's a female hobo.. I'm not gay :D
Brings back fond memories of caddyshack....
No no. ONLY MALE HOBOS ARE SEXY /: They have that delicious scrabbly beard.
WELL... I guess you are right. Next time I go to the gas station I'll pick up a nice female hobo.
it's how they show respect. hehe
You're lucky it didn't get stolen
Vomit is cleanable, stolen cars not so retrievable.
She's lucky that the car didn't get stolen, but now she is even LUCKIER she gets to clean barf! Wait... Am I the only one that likes cleaning barf here? xD
I prefer to eat it. Each to their own though.
5, when did you become a poet?
Insanity makes me many things. A poet is definately not one. The rhyme was unintentional.
Have a nice drive home OP
That sucks to an unbelievable degree, but you should have know better than to leave your windows open.
well sometimes If you don't, the car will be even more humid then it was outside. As long as you don't open it fully...
You know what they say," crack a window for a crackhead"
Sorry that was almost as bad as the time I got with this ugly chick
No one says that
Cocaine is one hell of a drug.
are you kidding me, I use that saying non stop... that kind of stuff comes up in conversations ALL the time :)
I cringed when I read this.
I cringed when I read your name, bahahahaha... but I keed the 'getviolated' ;D
idk if I should be offended or confused, so I'll be both, so **** YOU(?)
bahahahahahaha, Im not even insulted this response was actually kinda funny... better than arguments you see in YouTube comment boxes, :D lol
well that's because I'm ******* hilarious
Lol yeah it really is . I would hate having to drive home !
you know what's gross, liking the Bulls and the Knicks. ONE OR THE OTHER DAMMIT
What really would have been worse was if OP didn't smell or notice it. Just picture sitting in it. Go on, try to picture that.
No, it's ******* awesome?
The "weather" shouldn't even be a factor. Roll your windows up before you leave the car. It's common sense.
You're in my dreams?!?! Stop being the reason I'm insane! Get out of my head! All I did was creep on people!
Okay, I can see a minor crack for ventilation, that's fine... But no matter how talented someone is in "vomit theatrics", they can't puke through a one-inch crack. OP is lying, probably to hide the fact that the window was all the way down.
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You're lucky it didn't get stolen
Lovely.