Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML
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Nanall
| 15
You're lucky it didn't get stolen
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bluebell707
| 13
Lovely.
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bluebell707
| 13
Lovely.
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zbajis
| 7
what a fun ride home! :)
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tgd4444
| 9
luckily it wasnt stolen.
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LordGoober
| 13
He could throw up through a "slightly open" window, he's got some talent.
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bravesfan112233
| 0
Why would he go out of his way to barf in your car?
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BraBrando
| 0
She's lucky the bum didn't tell dirty mike and the boys bout her car...
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jayalexander
| 7
OP drives a red prius with crack on the hood and a missing door...
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toastyjustice
| 5
go beat the piss out of him
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UnicornHunter
| 12
"slightly open". So, the bum must've shot his barf in a straight line to go through the crack, huh?
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cmfh88
| 0
Thanks for the F shack. .......
-Dirty Mike & the boys
-Dirty Mike & the boys
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Kyzahhh
| 7
atleast the car wasn't used during a mass orgy of homeless men
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hollyman
| 0
I love that movie
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halofan48
| 0
And it was in the drivers seat... Learn to love the smell!!!!
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CattyPurry
| 0
i'm sure you can find a Febreeze spray in Walmart.
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sugarbear444
| 0
lmaoo..
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TheHoboWerewolf
| 0
62 that was THE funniest shit I've heard all day! Thank you!
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baseball6917
| 8
should've gave him that dollar he asked for
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Niz_DD
| 14
Oh well, at least dirty mike and the boys didn't decide to have a soup kitchen in your car.
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Niz_DD
| 14
Oh wow, I did not read the other comments before posting that one lol
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MangoRico1
| 1
Better than a bathroom...
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
I dunno about that.. D:
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TheGianaJinx
| 0
It's pretty damn sexy when a hobo barfs in your car.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Only if it's a female hobo.. I'm not gay :D
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atthegates
| 0
Brings back fond memories of caddyshack....
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TheGianaJinx
| 0
No no. ONLY MALE HOBOS ARE SEXY /: They have that delicious scrabbly beard.
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oboewhore_xD
| 6
Female hobos can still have beards...(;
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TheGianaJinx
| 0
WELL... I guess you are right. Next time I go to the gas station I'll pick up a nice female hobo.
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sarabraun8
| 7
crazy people.
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sandyandellie
| 5
it's how they show respect. hehe
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Nanall
| 15
You're lucky it didn't get stolen
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
Vomit is cleanable, stolen cars not so retrievable.
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TheGianaJinx
| 0
She's lucky that the car didn't get stolen, but now she is even LUCKIER she gets to clean barf! Wait... Am I the only one that likes cleaning barf here? xD
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
I prefer to eat it. Each to their own though.
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BraBrando
| 0
5, when did you become a poet?
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
Insanity makes me many things.
A poet is definately not one. The rhyme was unintentional.
A poet is definately not one. The rhyme was unintentional.
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eminemchick
| 19
32 i find cleaning barf fun, too. like drinking blood! But like for both, i get nauseated after a while.
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ExtremeEncounter
| 32
Are you people just too lazy to read? "windows SLIGHTLY open". Yeah, Mr. Incredible will totally jack that shit.
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marlie_x
| 8
Have a nice drive home OP
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sweetheartxoxo88
| 7
That sucks to an unbelievable degree, but you should have know better than to leave your windows open.
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musicfreak9821
| 6
well sometimes If you don't, the car will be even more humid then it was outside. As long as you don't open it fully...
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sweetheartxoxo88
| 7
Well, there's a big difference between cracking your window to let out the heat and opening it enough for someone to vomit through. There is also a big difference between the words then and than.
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joooeee
| 3
You know what they say," crack a window for a crackhead"
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dsbs
| 9
No
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fcbarca17
| 0
Yeahhh...just stop talking now
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joooeee
| 3
Sorry that was almost as bad as the time I got with this ugly chick
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fcbarca17
| 0
its ok alcohol makes you do some crazy things...its happened to all of us
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nuggin0917
| 1
just, no
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margie2194
| 12
No one says that
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
Cocaine is one hell of a drug.
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picupbart
| 0
are you kidding me, I use that saying non stop... that kind of stuff comes up in conversations ALL the time :)
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getviolated
| 5
I cringed when I read this.
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picupbart
| 0
I cringed when I read your name, bahahahaha... but I keed the 'getviolated' ;D
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getviolated
| 5
idk if I should be offended or confused, so I'll be both, so FUCK YOU(?)
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picupbart
| 0
bahahahahahaha, Im not even insulted this response was actually kinda funny... better than arguments you see in YouTube comment boxes, :D lol
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getviolated
| 5
well that's because I'm fucking hilarious
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sammybearbby
| 6
that's fucking gross,
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babygirrl
| 4
Lol yeah it really is . I would hate having to drive home !
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getviolated
| 5
you know what's gross, liking the Bulls and the Knicks. ONE OR THE OTHER DAMMIT
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BraBrando
| 0
What really would have been worse was if OP didn't smell or notice it. Just picture sitting in it. Go on, try to picture that.
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FckYoCOUCH
| 6
No, it's fucking awesome?
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MrSexyPants
| 14
Vomit baking on a worm day...lovely. I am so sorry.
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fcbarca17
| 0
Warm*
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MrSexyPants
| 14
Nope, it's definitely worm.
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AmethystRain
| 20
The "weather" shouldn't even be a factor. Roll your windows up before you leave the car. It's common sense.
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
You're in my dreams?!?!
Stop being the reason I'm insane! Get out of my head!
All I did was creep on people!
Stop being the reason I'm insane! Get out of my head!
All I did was creep on people!
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manatees_r_epic
| 0
Where I am it's so hot that if you don't crack the window the heat gets so unreal that the window/windshied busts.
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AmethystRain
| 20
Okay, I can see a minor crack for ventilation, that's fine... But no matter how talented someone is in "vomit theatrics", they can't puke through a one-inch crack. OP is lying, probably to hide the fact that the window was all the way down.