By Anonymous - United States
Today, I again had to quietly sneak in through my bedroom window. I don't live with my parents. I go through my window because my cat thinks everyone who walks in through the door at night is a burglar or something and attacks them. FML
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  ViviMage  |  38

My cat calls that dastardly weapon the "wet catarizer"!

By  Ameel_fml  |  19

I know cats have a painful scratch, but is it really worth climbing through your window just to avoid your cat?

I'd be investing in some behavioral/temperament training for the cat tbh.

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  doodlecloud  |  26

Yeah, plus if they go through the window instead the cat's never going to learn. It's just going to think OP magically appears in her room and never uses the door, meaning if someone is at the door it can't be OP....by giving in they're just prooving the cat right.

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  Pleonasm  |  35

It's phase one in establishing total domination over this petty domicile. The bigger picture is utter annihilation of the human race in the long run, but for now, just purr and watch the puny human climb through the window.

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  Sputnikspak  |  13

I wouldn't lock my cat in a bathroom. If we have to lock him up (like if the door is going to be open for a while, to keep him from escaping) we put him in a bedroom with his litter, food and water. Then at least there's a cozy place to sleep.