Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party....

By emkatch - 21/7/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML

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By kirbyfan23 | 0

#417485 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:43

Shoulda stayed at the party. LOL FYL, man. kinky, though.

By videogamejunkie | 0

#417508 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:48

Those were YOUR parents?

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By kirbyfan23 | 0

#417485 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:43

Shoulda stayed at the party. LOL FYL, man. kinky, though.

animaniatico | 0

#417850 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 2:43

i think its a woman fom the fml?

hecuva | 0

#417882 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 2:58

or joined in on this party ;)

gregthestrange | 3

#418021 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 4:10

pics or it didn't happen

meme3 | 0

#418062 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 4:23

Giggity giggity goo.

kg1990 | 0

#419282 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 20:18

agreed

hama806 | 19

#4807076 - Monday 13 August 2012 6:55

Some things can not be unseen. Poor OP.

hama806 | 19

#4807079 - Monday 13 August 2012 6:57

Just gross!

ChaCerCam | 14

#6029179 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 7:27

#108 I saw my 84 year old grandma naked, I no longer remember it.

By bluedoll | 1

#417489 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:44

Oh....Next time maybe you should yell as you come up the stairs? I always call my parents to let them know I;m coming home...just so everyone has clothes on....

splitsides | 4

#418348 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 6:37

i think you missed the part where she was SNEAKING back in...

zargon | 1

#418367 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 6:45

Yeah, I think everyone missed that part, since it wasn't in the FML. In fact, the FML suggests that the parents knew she was out. Where did you get this "sneaking" from?

divineinstrument | 2

#418575 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 9:14

Why do people insist on making up stuff and acting like it's written or even implied in the FML?

By thumb_r0ck3r | 0

#417504 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:47

You should have asked to join 'em (;

bgukusa00 | 0

#418609 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 9:46

some people have seriously sick parents

bryan8497 | 1

#3309521 - Monday 19 September 2011 3:27

8======D

sofaqueen_ | 14

#6001430 - Tuesday 8 July 2014 6:40

#3 you're also sick for thinking that joining them would be a great idea. FYL op

By videogamejunkie | 0

#417508 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:48

Those were YOUR parents?

zed_eh | 0

#417751 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:57

Ydi cuz you said "all of a sudden I heard a sigh"
"all of a sudden" implies that there was something unexpected and eventful.

That sentence just doesn't flow good

bexox | 0

#417807 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 2:26

*doesn't flow well.

What are you talking about, btw?

caticaticati | 3

#417809 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 2:26

#26 ...What the hell are you talking about?

divineinstrument | 2

#418586 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 9:23

#26- Did you by any chance post this on the wrong FML?

zed_eh | 0

#423502 - Friday 24 July 2009 1:05

Shit wrong fml response. Dam I hate it when that happens..

Ya that was the joke

By blabbermouth26 | 0

#417517 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:50

Ew that sucks

robchfra | 5

#4597162 - Thursday 21 June 2012 23:13

Yea cause parents stop having sex immediately after the conception of the OP. Get real, parents fuck and you should be glad they do.

barakados | 11

#5916499 - Wednesday 16 April 2014 17:29

But A threesome? With the neighbor?

By Casualt1234 | 0

#417526 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:51

Today, I found out that even though my parents have been married for 21 years, our "family friend," who routinely accompanies us on family vacations, completes their threesome. Everyone in town has know for years, except for me and my older brother. FML

haha oh threesomes are the all rage lately..