By emkatch - Canada
  Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML
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By  bluedoll  |  1

Oh....Next time maybe you should yell as you come up the stairs? I always call my parents to let them know I;m coming home...just so everyone has clothes on....

  zargon  |  1

Yeah, I think everyone missed that part, since it wasn't in the FML. In fact, the FML suggests that the parents knew she was out. Where did you get this "sneaking" from?

  zed_eh  |  0

Ydi cuz you said "all of a sudden I heard a sigh"
"all of a sudden" implies that there was something unexpected and eventful.

That sentence just doesn't flow good

By  Casualt1234  |  0

Today, I found out that even though my parents have been married for 21 years, our "family friend," who routinely accompanies us on family vacations, completes their threesome. Everyone in town has know for years, except for me and my older brother. FML

haha oh threesomes are the all rage lately..