kaynorr

About Kaynorr

I like cheese but the one in my fridge is moldy FML

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YDI Master
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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50 favorites
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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

82%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Kaynorr's favorite FMLs

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By offbeans - / Tuesday 17 February 2009 02:29 / United States

Today, coming home, I opened up my door to find my drunk boyfriend trying to teach our three baby parakeets to perch on his erect penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By facepalm - / Wednesday 15 October 2014 23:36 / United States - Gainesville

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Brody89 - / Wednesday 9 April 2014 18:40 / United States - Vancouver

Today, I was watching last week's episode of The Walking Dead with my girlfriend. When the gang leader explained the rules of the group to Daryl, I reached over, grabbed my girlfriend's boobs and yelled, "Claimed!" She shot back, "Yeah, they are. But not by you." FML

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You deserved it

By the other guy? - / Saturday 29 March 2014 21:57 / Australia - Perth

Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 13 February 2014 15:20 / United States - Reno

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