By Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML
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  Pandasaur  |  0

Someone was asking why OP looked into the bag. I was just saying that since the crap probably came out of the bag, OP didn't need to look in it.

Read before you're randomly rude. Thanks. :]

  Pandasaur  |  0

He's homeless! He has to go somewhere. Not sure why he'd save it, but to each his own, I suppose...

(Aw, sorry, the site's being weird. There was totally a different comment here a second ago. I swear I'm not crazy and irrelevant.)