FML : Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen...

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Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 8 October 2009 21:26 / United Kingdom

Transportation

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By crumsnatcha | 4

#611135 - Friday 9 October 2009 2:00

At least you weren't riding a motorcycle.

By MoonyIce | 0

#611118 - Friday 9 October 2009 1:55

Aaaand that. That there is one of the funniest things I've read all damn day. Thank you.

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By enders98 | 0

#611099 - Friday 9 October 2009 1:49

I am not first!

dcait_1196 | 0

#611104 - Friday 9 October 2009 1:50

That is such a touching story *tear rolls down cheek* Bravo, bravo young fellow.

redbluegreen | 40

#611108 - Friday 9 October 2009 1:51

Exactly. The OP came first.

We'll never win.

godsrightnutsack | 0

#611150 - Friday 9 October 2009 2:08

haha...wtf?

FarSide | 22

#611199 - Friday 9 October 2009 2:47

I want to know why you looked in the bag.

Pandasaur | 0

#611208 - Friday 9 October 2009 2:54

The crap probably came out of the bag.

Ducki3 | 0

#611258 - Friday 9 October 2009 3:27

o wow! u don't say... of course it came out of the bag!

Pandasaur | 0

#611308 - Friday 9 October 2009 4:06

Someone was asking why OP looked into the bag. I was just saying that since the crap probably came out of the bag, OP didn't need to look in it.

Read before you're randomly rude. Thanks. :]

jackkerouc9 | 0

#611451 - Friday 9 October 2009 6:08

what if it was a clear bag?

and leave it to evangelics to go the extra mile and spew actual crap along with the rest of the horseshit they are selling.

Nex_Iuguolo | 0

#611504 - Friday 9 October 2009 7:34

That's Christians for you.

emilysanftwsom | 0

#611542 - Friday 9 October 2009 8:25

That's a generalisation, not all Christians are douches. I'm a Christian and know many other Christians, who are not douches. Think before you're religiously intolerant =)

teamhat | 0

#611902 - Friday 9 October 2009 15:45

the guy above me ,#98, is right. not all Christians are homeless hobos who throw their crap at people's cars.

SpaztastiC4 | 0

#611976 - Friday 9 October 2009 16:28

yes, but if you're christian its not poop, its concentrated evil

Reyo | 2

#612462 - Friday 9 October 2009 22:49

And you didn't put it in park, get out of the car, and kick his ass?

ryguy997 | 0

#992762 - Friday 14 May 2010 4:52

holy crap (no pun intended) that's funny

baby_gore | 0

#2499980 - Friday 13 May 2011 1:52

hum I think that's a chick..? idk

Justine94_x | 28

#2947640 - Friday 22 July 2011 1:40

This is one of the few fmls that actually made me laugh.:')

heyitsdiamond | 5

#3411474 - Monday 10 October 2011 5:06

Um ya you are

By plexico | 3

#611101 - Friday 9 October 2009 1:50

Holy shit!

fmljw | 2

#611110 - Friday 9 October 2009 1:52

hahahahaha

Pandasaur | 0

#611114 - Friday 9 October 2009 1:54

He's homeless! He has to go somewhere. Not sure why he'd save it, but to each his own, I suppose...

(Aw, sorry, the site's being weird. There was totally a different comment here a second ago. I swear I'm not crazy and irrelevant.)