OP's son is probably going to be a prankster when he grows up. (if he does)

People don't grow up. They just learn to act in public.

If you can't run with the big dogs stay under the porch.

You should clean that up, right meow.

18- Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

OH MY GAWD! Super troopers reference! YES! *high five*

how old is this idiot?

How* ironic.

So If there's cat litter everywhere will the cat shit free-willingly??

Are you sure?

Please change ur profile pic It's disturbing

As sure as your friend is orange.

That's pretty damn sure.

Yeah I was wondering that too. If he's really young then he just didn't know better. If he's a teen or older then there's either something really wrong upstairs with OP's son or OP did something to piss him off.

He's most likely 16 or 17 (:

And you know this how?

How would you feel if you could take a crap wherever you want?

Lmao, 32, meant to thumb you up

Like a dog.

62: You dog shits inside?

If he's older, does that work as a paradox?

That's the whole point of the FML.