Road rage

By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 14:30

Today, while I was reluctantly driving to work on a Sunday, some guy in a shiny Audi threw a plastic root beer bottle full of urine at my old Toyota. He didn’t even bother to put on the cap on, like a gentleman would. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 069
You deserved it 112

Same thing different taste

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Now I'm picturing a well-dressed yuppie in a Audi pissing his champagne in a root beer bottle. Unsettling.

Actually, with the cap on, the bottle would have caused much more damage to your car. Then, you'd really be pissed off!

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Actually, with the cap on, the bottle would have caused much more damage to your car. Then, you'd really be pissed off!

Now I'm picturing a well-dressed yuppie in a Audi pissing his champagne in a root beer bottle. Unsettling.