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Tuesday 9 August 2016 20:58 /
United States - Hayward
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I enjoy life and the outdoors. Nature is the most powerful force I know, and yet with all that power it remains entirely unbiased. If only our politicians worked the same way... We're all fancy arrangements of carbon based molecules, just like what you ate for breakfast. No wonder there are so many FML's! I'm a drug dealer but it doesn't pay as well as you'd think. Favorite bands include Foo Fighters, Nirvana, RHCP, and Pearl Jam. I enjoy meeting new people so feel free to message me on here or on my kik: .Dillon
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Beginner
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I moderated this!
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Socialite
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Mobility
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic. -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
The thumb strikes back
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The return of the thumb
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
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The Mixer
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What'ch'all looking at?
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Up and coming moderator
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Perfectionist
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Profile completed
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It's in the can!
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
50 quality comments
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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
Judgmental
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50 favorites
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I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about. -
My diary is a collector's item
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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute! -
One more and it's business time
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Going for gold
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Santa Claus
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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
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I liked to the power of 20
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The rules are the rules
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Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.” -
Tweet, tweet
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Picture this FML
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Tell us what happened next
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