twitch851

About Twitch851

Otaku and proud. Mizore is my waifu, and that's the way it will always be. On tf2 a lot on the hungergames server. Mizore Shirayuko on guild wars 2 on my preferred server! Feel free to message me!

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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Twitch851's favorite FMLs

Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By SplishSplash - / Sunday 1 September 2013 01:21 / United States

Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By Anonymous - / Saturday 23 February 2013 18:27 / Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I tried to clock in at work, only to have the clock tell me I "wasn't scheduled", so I asked my boss what was going on. Turns out I was fired, and this was her way of avoiding conflict. FML

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By anonymous / Monday 21 March 2011 19:01 / United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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By Anonymous / Monday 21 March 2011 17:32 / United Kingdom

Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his cubicle. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML

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You deserved it

By Jack / Tuesday 30 November 2010 08:48 /

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Night owl

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I moderated this!

Up and coming moderator

I agree, my mouse works.

It's in the can!

Consolation prize

Judgmental

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

50 quality comments

Who’s the fairest of them all?

50 favorites

YDI Master

One more and it's business time