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I WIN 1) Cover your stump before you hump 2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie 4) When in doubt shroud you spout 5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong 7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey 9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize 11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick 12) If you go into heat, package your meat
If you think you just won, you most certainly lose.
ydi for having a one night stand
ydi for being a *****. I hope she leaves it on your doorstep and runs, you stupid ****.
just proves you have to wrap it before you tap it! :)
You're not Trollz. Don't even try.
You do adult things be prepared for adult consequences. FYL because you're a douche that thinks children have so little value.
well there u go. karma is a bitch
YDI, for not pulling out.
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Apparently you forgot to include God in your "one night stand"
Yes, let's irresponsibly have sex with strange women, give them a false number and bring countless bastard children into the world. Grow up. Women don't find that attractive. Slime balls.