Surprise surprise

By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 11:25 - United States

Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking. I jokingly stated, "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out, "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 093
You deserved it 75 417

Same thing different taste

Top comments

RedPillSucks 31

Apparently you forgot to include God in your "one night stand"

FFML_314 11

Yes, let's irresponsibly have sex with strange women, give them a false number and bring countless bastard children into the world. Grow up. Women don't find that attractive. Slime balls.

Comments

wriptidez 0

you guys are so hypocritical in one breath you think sex outside of marriage is cool then you condem this guy for doing just that

trumpetGIRL12345 0

I WIN 1) Cover your stump before you hump 2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie 4) When in doubt shroud you spout 5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong 7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey 9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize 11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick 12) If you go into heat, package your meat

If you think you just won, you most certainly lose.

ydi for being a *****. I hope she leaves it on your doorstep and runs, you stupid ****.

just proves you have to wrap it before you tap it! :)

You do adult things be prepared for adult consequences. FYL because you're a douche that thinks children have so little value.

apparently people are still terrible at pulling out.

Apparently people are still terrible at understanding what effective contraception is. :P