Whoops

By chubbs - 28/05/2014 21:07 - United States - Vacaville

Today, after waiting 2 hours for my landlord to leave so I could take a shit in peace, I sat down on the toilet. The doorbell immediately rang. It was my landlord, who wanted to let me know that he had just backed into my car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 214
You deserved it 3 772
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icnburbbygrl 23
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Did you answer the door with your pants around your ankles?

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abhi95 31
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Well I guess you don't have to pay the rent for a few months

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toxicsauce 10
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Holy shit... Literally

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kittyfrozen 19
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seems like every time 'that word' is mentioned, that comment gets downvoted

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yahoowizard 16
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No it's downvoted because it makes no sense. Maybe if a priest took a dump on OP the comment makes sense, literally, but in this case, no.

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xx000o 27
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shit happens.

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katieemerr 15
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It is a bit shit to be honest though..

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Testing1234 25
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did op at least finish taking a shit?

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incoherentrmblr 21

Piece of Shit landlord...

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icnburbbygrl 23
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Did you answer the door with your pants around your ankles?

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z3r0d4z3 22
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With phone in hand, and toilet paper stuck on shoes. Complete the look!

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Metagame 12
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Not just the shoes.

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VonBlitzkrieg 27
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Nobody laughs at these any more.

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9echo 17
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HOLY SHIT! Can we stop shitting on FMLs with all these shitty "shit" comments? It's just starting to make my daily FML reading-time really shitty...

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abhi95 31
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Well I guess you don't have to pay the rent for a few months

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pimrol 16
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or he gets sued for parking his car in the wrong place by his landlord. and then he loses all his money

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Psychicgirl17 18
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why would u assume OP parked in the wrong spot? maybe the landlord is a shitty driver. ever think of that?

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niallo 23
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The landlord hit a parked car. Unless it was parked in the middle of the road, it's the landlords fault. Even then, the landlord is moving, the parked car is not. I can't see how any fault can be placed on the OP.

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jkmartinjk 16
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I think 11 was making a situation that could possibly be spouted by the landlord so that he doesn't have to pay.

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sweetest_jenn 18
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That wasn't the only thing he backed.

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Imaginefree66 4
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What happened in the two hours?

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Amanyyyyyy 29

Free rent for a few months? Edit- Someone beat me to it

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abhi95 31
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Don't you dare refer to me so casually woman

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91hayek 31

Home is where you take the large grip-your-ankles, take-your-shirt-off, sweat-profusely professional dumps. Anywhere else are just amateur shits. I would hate your landlord forever for this simple slight.

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ihavenolifehaha 16

What a shitty situation

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peacheso 31
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No. It was actually a sh*tless situation. Stop overusing these puns.

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