Landlords, Cars and Accident: Whoops

Whoops

By chubbs - 28/05/2014 21:07 - United States - Vacaville

Today, after waiting 2 hours for my landlord to leave so I could take a shit in peace, I sat down on the toilet. The doorbell immediately rang. It was my landlord, who wanted to let me know that he had just backed into my car. FML

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By Malakai - 23/10/2018 22:00

Today, after taking a massive shit, I flushed the toilet and it clogged. It flooded to the brim and the shit came rising to the top. I didn't know what to do so I grabbed some toilet paper and picked it up, ran to my balcony, and launched it. It landed on my neighbor's car. FML

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By ebe - 15/05/2019 14:08

Today, my landlord, due to a past of being an asshole and now enhanced with dementia, suddenly jumped down my throat for parking incorrectly in the driveway, because there's no room for their two cars. He hasn't had two cars in a year. FML

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By Poopie - 29/01/2011 06:06 - Canada

Today, after suffering from constipation for three days, I finally took a dump. Just as things reached the point of no return, my land line and doorbell all rang. FML

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By bigryngf - 04/08/2009 22:12 - United States

Today, I was on my couch when my landlord walked in. He asked what I was doing there. I responded with the same question. Apparently my roommate forgot to call me and tell me that our lease ended three days ago. I am now standing in the parking lot with all my belongings, and it is raining. FML

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Caught short

By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 18:01 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was speeding home, bursting to take a crap. I pulled into my driveway and made it inside, before my wife told me the plumber was still working on our pipes. I ended up having to take a crap in my own backyard, behind a tree. FML

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Time to move

By Anonymous - 05/05/2021 06:01

Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML

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By j3r3zana16 - 31/10/2011 08:30 - Canada

Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's brand new car. I made a huge dent in the side door. I thought nobody was home, so I quickly went to my room. Turns out they were having a barbecue outside and saw the whole thing. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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Friendly fire

By Davios - 24/09/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I moved in with an older gentleman renting out a room. Tonight, he had a domestic dispute with his girlfriend, who threw a lawn chair at my car. FML

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Introductions

By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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icnburbbygrl 23

Thursday 29 May 2014 8:41

Did you answer the door with your pants around your ankles?

abhi95 31

Thursday 29 May 2014 8:44

Well I guess you don't have to pay the rent for a few months

Comments

toxicsauce 10

Thursday 29 May 2014 8:40

Holy shit... Literally

kittyfrozen 19

Thursday 29 May 2014 9:51

seems like every time 'that word' is mentioned, that comment gets downvoted

yahoowizard 16

Thursday 29 May 2014 10:04

No it's downvoted because it makes no sense. Maybe if a priest took a dump on OP the comment makes sense, literally, but in this case, no.

xx000o 27

Thursday 29 May 2014 12:08

shit happens.

katieemerr 15

Thursday 29 May 2014 15:34

It is a bit shit to be honest though..

Testing1234 25

Friday 30 May 2014 5:14

did op at least finish taking a shit?

incoherentrmblr 21

Friday 30 May 2014 19:24

Piece of Shit landlord...

icnburbbygrl 23

Thursday 29 May 2014 8:41

Did you answer the door with your pants around your ankles?

z3r0d4z3 22

Thursday 29 May 2014 8:49

With phone in hand, and toilet paper stuck on shoes. Complete the look!

Metagame 12

Friday 30 May 2014 3:16

Not just the shoes.

LegendaryMant 4

Thursday 29 May 2014 8:43

What a shitty day.

VonBlitzkrieg 27

Thursday 29 May 2014 16:09

Nobody laughs at these any more.

9echo 17

Thursday 29 May 2014 16:18

HOLY SHIT! Can we stop ******** on FMLs with all these shitty "shit" comments? It's just starting to make my daily FML reading-time really shitty...

ami_me 10

Thursday 29 May 2014 8:44

.....shit!

abhi95 31

Thursday 29 May 2014 8:44

Well I guess you don't have to pay the rent for a few months

pimrol 16

Thursday 29 May 2014 8:56

or he gets sued for parking his car in the wrong place by his landlord. and then he loses all his money

Psychicgirl17 18

Thursday 29 May 2014 12:19

why would u assume OP parked in the wrong spot? maybe the landlord is a shitty driver. ever think of that?

niallo 23

Thursday 29 May 2014 16:27

The landlord hit a parked car. Unless it was parked in the middle of the road, it's the landlords fault. Even then, the landlord is moving, the parked car is not. I can't see how any fault can be placed on the OP.

jkmartinjk 16

Thursday 29 May 2014 17:18

I think 11 was making a situation that could possibly be spouted by the landlord so that he doesn't have to pay.

sweetest_jenn 18

Thursday 29 May 2014 8:47

That wasn't the only thing he backed.

Imaginefree66 4

Thursday 29 May 2014 8:49

What happened in the two hours?

Amanyyyyyy 29

Thursday 29 May 2014 8:52

Free rent for a few months? Edit- Someone beat me to it

abhi95 31

Friday 6 June 2014 7:53

Don't you dare refer to me so casually woman

91hayek 31

Thursday 29 May 2014 8:58

Home is where you take the large grip-your-ankles, take-your-shirt-off, sweat-profusely professional dumps. Anywhere else are just amateur *****. I would hate your landlord forever for this simple slight.