Surprise surprise

Anonymous - 24/09/2010 11:25 - United States

Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking. I jokingly stated, "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out, "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

Apparently you forgot to include God in your "one night stand"

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FFML_314 11

Yes, let's irresponsibly have sex with strange women, give them a false number and bring countless bastard children into the world. Grow up. Women don't find that attractive. Slime balls.

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ManaUser 0

Well, apparently He doesn't.

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Sexy_Love18 0

if she had a one night stand with you, are you sure it's your kid ?! there is no telling how many other one night stands she's had before you or after you !

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NinjasRuleWorls 0

Actually,HOW CAN YOU BE UPSET YOUR HAVING A CHILD??? Children are a blessing,if you can't see that maybe you really aren't fit to be a father!

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Cinn_fml 22

Some kids are, some are an absolute nightmare. But either way, they are a lot of hard work and patience, I can understand why the OP might be a bit, er, concerned about the unexpected news.

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underguarded 20

couldnt be a one night stand if she found your number

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sublimetime614 0

two words: 1.adoption or 2. abortion

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MarkXVII 0

Dude it's called a condom.

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DonULFonso 22

YDI, OP: if you think you're READY for sex - not just horny :-D - but don't know how babies are made, then you definitively are NOT ready for sex - just horny :-p ... YOU think this sucks? My sympathy's with that baby, rather...

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