Surprise surprise

By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 11:25 - United States

Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking. I jokingly stated, "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out, "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

Apparently you forgot to include God in your "one night stand"

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FFML_314 11

Yes, let's irresponsibly have sex with strange women, give them a false number and bring countless bastard children into the world. Grow up. Women don't find that attractive. Slime balls.

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LaGriffonne 3

YDI for not using contraceptive and risking spreading diseases. And extra points for it being a one night stand. How stupid are you exactly?

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skyeyez9 24

Alot of adults on here despise children, yet I bet many adults on here wouldn't mind being a kid again. I envy children cause childhood is fleeting and most of my fondest memories are my childhood memories. to be young and carefree again.....

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marcranger 28

no way. I despise children and didn't like childhood much, either. I wanted to be independent since I was six or seven. I'd never go back!

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zoroaster74 1

Today I saved a ton on child support. I switched to condoms!

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Cinn_fml 22

They're not foolproof. Why do so many people jump to conclusions? We don't know if he did or didn't use one.

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mpoppe1018 2

as awful as this is, this has to be the greatest FML i have ever read

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unSaNiTii 0

ydi for not using a condom on a one night stand

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rbserrano 0

do these fml even REALLY happen. they seem pure bs

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crazyaces89 7

Did you use protection? If you didn't then your deserve it...

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kennedymk17 0

I call BS on this one, no way can a coincidence like thus could ever happen.

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chris13174 0

Welcome to the 18 year installment plan my friend which comes with a balloon payment which us parents call college. Your one nighter just became a lifer. Hope for your sake that the sex was good.

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