Surprise surprise

By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 11:25 - United States

Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking. I jokingly stated, "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out, "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

Apparently you forgot to include God in your "one night stand"

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FFML_314 11

Yes, let's irresponsibly have sex with strange women, give them a false number and bring countless bastard children into the world. Grow up. Women don't find that attractive. Slime balls.

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zemo999 0

you mean she SAYS it's yours...wait for the tests...

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mrbodo 3

bro that sucks... but ya should have thought about this before you banged a random chick.

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muffpuncher 0

look at it this way, you've ruined her figure indefinitely... and kids are awesome they always do hilarious and embarrassing shit. you're lucky to be a pops.

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blahzz 4

You stupid stupid douchebag.

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hellokittyrainbo 0

time to find a nice flight of stairs ;) jk. good luck

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CanadianMuse 0

YDI for not wrapping your sausage (& if you did, for not wrapping it properly).

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stevenmx86 7

What are you doing banging your night stand?

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Pisslips 0

This is why you should wrap your shit up

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redbeater 5

if it's gonna mess up things that badly, get an abortion.

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