Surprise surprise

By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 11:25 - United States

Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking. I jokingly stated, "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out, "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

Apparently you forgot to include God in your "one night stand"

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FFML_314 11

Yes, let's irresponsibly have sex with strange women, give them a false number and bring countless bastard children into the world. Grow up. Women don't find that attractive. Slime balls.

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syedlink27 0

DNA Test.. Hope you don't have a VD or HIV

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1109 0

it's called a condom. wen screwin random ppl u wear 1

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Cinn_fml 22

well done, you got the first half of that post correct (excepting the capital letter). Now try again with the second :P

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mablek 0

DNA test, that might be your last chance, be sure is your.

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1337chick 4

I have no problem with individuals sleeping around with strangers, just use protection, dimwits. YDI, OP.

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SweptAway 0

why would you give your number to a one night stand? it's called ONE night for a reason

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deltako_isgee 0

Omfg! Haa! ahahahaha You Sickk Deserved It For Having A One Night Stand! Hahah **** Your Lifee In The Ass ahah But On The Other Hand.. Congrats! >____<

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KYLAsaysRAWR 0

YDI!!! because I said so.

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