Surprise surprise

By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 11:25 - United States

Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking. I jokingly stated, "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out, "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

Apparently you forgot to include God in your "one night stand"

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FFML_314 11

Yes, let's irresponsibly have sex with strange women, give them a false number and bring countless bastard children into the world. Grow up. Women don't find that attractive. Slime balls.

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Diamondflamer 0

that'll teach you not to wear a condom. best get yourself an std test too, its not just parenthood that can be caught from not wearing a rubber.

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hazelkee 0

you deserve it for having sex without marriage. your babys mom is a ****. nice

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5t3ff1k4h 44

You're 'dum' for not knowing how to spell 'condom'.

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moo2413 0

Damnn that's sucks for you

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ieatzombies 2

that's funny but who cares if u had a one night stand some times you just need to hit it and quit it not everyone is made out to have kids.

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Shelita 0

wow next time use protection dumbass and stop having random sex with people before u get a disease...

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mrs_moses 0

who said he didn't wear a condom maybe he did nd qot tha wrong size and it came off

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Type the letter G, dammit. It's easier to type than a Q...

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blahblahduncare 0

Irony at it's best. and if you hate something, know it's gonna end up in your family. (:

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