Kids and Accident: Soldier boy - FML

Soldier boy

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 12:00

Today, after my idiot son joined the army, flew out on deployment, he then flew straight back home again after accidentally shooting himself. His squad leader said it was the most bizarre accident he’d ever seen while still being considered an accident. As I said, my son's an idiot. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 19 July 2022 16:44

Does that idiot still get the Purple Heart? And Disabled American Veterans license plates?

Brightside86 29

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Thursday 21 July 2022 6:52

In the military you have about a 25% chance of receiving an injury every year. If your son got out so quickly he should consider himself lucky, I don't think the next 4-6 years would have been kind to him. Service isn't for everyone, and that's fine.

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Alexander 0

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Tuesday 19 July 2022 14:37

you should be proud he put himself forward for service

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 19 July 2022 16:44

Does that idiot still get the Purple Heart? And Disabled American Veterans license plates?

Brightside86 29

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Thursday 21 July 2022 6:52

In the military you have about a 25% chance of receiving an injury every year. If your son got out so quickly he should consider himself lucky, I don't think the next 4-6 years would have been kind to him. Service isn't for everyone, and that's fine.

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