Surprise surprise

By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 11:25 - United States

Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking. I jokingly stated, "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out, "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

Apparently you forgot to include God in your "one night stand"

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FFML_314 11

Yes, let's irresponsibly have sex with strange women, give them a false number and bring countless bastard children into the world. Grow up. Women don't find that attractive. Slime balls.

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poemqueen 15

i don't care if it was a one night stand or not your going to man up. face the challenge of being a father. and DON'T YOU EVER tell that child that you didn't want them or that they are a result of a one night stand. Trust me it's for the better if you do it that way. Btw your flippin stupid for having one night stands grow up. get a real relationship there's more to life then sex you know

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Veegulkz 6

that's what you get for talking shit about kids. you act like YOU were never a kid before so stfu!

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Anaxes 5

A pair of children ride their really loud shitty mini car outside their house every bloody damn day. I never had any shitty vehicles that pissed everyone off in a 4 house radius when I was a child so your argument is invalid, fool. I admit this does help me concentrate on devising a way to kill them and destroy this little plastic monstrosity however.

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lindseytaylor201 0

u spoke a little too soon buddy.

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purplemnm 9

be careful about what you say, God likes to **** with us for his own amusement.

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smarties25 0

CONGRATS , LOOOL next time try to use some protection,

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ucofresh 4

Zem, you're an idiot. Plain and simple.

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Epic222662 0

Are you joking? Just tell her to get an abortion, or falcon punch ;D You act like it's serious, calm the hell down and deal with it. Also #242, 'God' isn't real and all 270 religions are liez , so keep religious bullshit out of FML

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5t3ff1k4h 44

To be fair, you don't know that 'God' isn't real, nor do you know that 'God' is real. Respect others' beliefs. I don't believe in 'God' either, but I can at least respect that others do. Also, abortion is not always the answer.

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