Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
Today, I was sitting in IHOP with my girlfriend of six months when she brought in her son of three years she had neglected to tell me about, and asked 'Does this change things?' FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
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Top comments
UnidentifiedFun 37
I don't wanna be one of those people with the quick "Dump him" comments, but ...dump him
Internetflakes 13
Dump and expose him!!! However, just don't interfere with the poor woman and her child though. I feel so bad for you and the other woman, she's probably engaged/married or just a mother.
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Comments (54)
ThePaperDragon 31
Well, at least you know now! Steer clear of him!
Ms_ValS 27
I gotta say. Brave move on the friend's part. Date him.
MrBlackledge 12
It's rare that friends don't close ranks when something like this happens so good on the friend.
2C0OL4SCH0OL 17
Wow dump him immediately well at least you aren't married to him, could've been worse
Eyeslick 33
It's good to always look on the bright side!
harleyivy 7
if he is willing to keep such major secrets from you, you need to get out of the relationship.
Eyeslick 33
I think cheating on someone is much more then a major secret....
anonymuse_fml 31
The FML doesn't say how long OP had been with her boyfriend. If they had been together 8 months or less, it doesn't necessarily mean the boyfriend cheated.
ellabellaboom 24
#44, it wouldn't really be as bad if the other girl wasn't his pregnant GIRLFRIEND...that to me sounds like he cheated.
Malsain_fml 10
#66: Well, these are OP's words. Maybe she just call her is "girlfriend" because she is pregnant. But anyway, thing that could defend that guy would be for him to be separated from this girl and to have been involved with OP for a few time. Becaue obviously, bringing up your past too fast in a relationship is also a nice way to make it more complicated.
Ashamed_Sister 60
OP didn’t know about her boyfriend‘s son and his pregnant girlfriend but his friends knew. There is no innocent reason for him keeping such important aspects of his life a secret from his girlfriend even though these aspects are not that much of a secret. She might think he is her boyfriend but he doesn’t treat her the same way. It rather sounds as if he sees her as a side chick.
HollyQuinn 21
Wowza. I hope you told him to shove it!
teapotrevolt 27
Wow that's incredibly scandalous! And not cool of this boyfriend at all. Hope you can recover from this, OP!
xswitch74 17
At least you know I guess
21PGreenDay 15
I'm not usually one to call "Dump him!" But seriously, dump him.
thawny_fml 21
I get the feeling that the "friend" purposely mentioned it within OP's presence. Good guy friend.
trucker2 33
It's sad that you had to hear it from someone else.
UnidentifiedFun 37
I don't wanna be one of those people with the quick "Dump him" comments, but ...dump him
expertsmilee 26
No need to feel bad about saying it when it's warranted.
beeferjay 34
#10, did your bf confess later? lol
WaTwatooie 5
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NonScaryPumkin 22
Good thing OP found out. I probably hasn't learned his lesson and would've ended getting OP pregnant. Though I wonder if he got the girl pregnant before or during their relationship.
Publikwerks 14
Dump him for his kids sake. He needs to focus on them
Tyrez 32
I feel sometimes FML just chips away at my faith in humanity, even though I barely had any to start with.
Emmiii_fml 18
I really hate when people say this. There are a lot of reasons to have "faith in humanity". Stories about nice people don't sell, stories about obnoxious and bad people do though. Focus on the good in this world rather than the bad.
EvilTurtle 35
Also, you're on FML, what do you expect?
Tyrez 32
Guess I wish FML had more stories that made me laugh instead of making me feel disgusted.
Redgy22 26
Today all is right in the world. I got a raise, won the lottery, & got a proclamation of love by the man of my dreams!!!! FML. (see, doesn't work)