Surprise surprise

By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 11:25 - United States

Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking. I jokingly stated, "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out, "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

Apparently you forgot to include God in your "one night stand"

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FFML_314 11

Yes, let's irresponsibly have sex with strange women, give them a false number and bring countless bastard children into the world. Grow up. Women don't find that attractive. Slime balls.

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Illyssa_fml 4

using a condom would've been a good idea..not only for kids, but the fact you probably didn't know that person or what kind of diseases they have. ydi

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chelsey76 6

paternity test!!!!!! whatever the results are, it'll be the best thing you'll ever buy

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unclepester 0

one night stand? you did it wrong if she had your -#

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iceicebaby24 0

safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex, cuz you don't want that late text, sayin I think I'm late text.<3

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twilight_0118 0

dude this is such bull shit. no one would give their one night stand their number. nice try.

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VeilOfVelvet 0

You have a one night stand, you don't use protection (or at least not correctly), and the nexpect us to feel sorry for you? If you don't want kids, either don't have sex, or use protection. I'd say that maybe now you've learned your lesson, but you probably haven't.

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