notsogood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snoozefest
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
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fml1977
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Honest
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
ThePopeMan
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Really into it
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad sign
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
oops999
Downingtown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sounds hot
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
erpuchi
Dominican Republic 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML
thanks.
Today, my girlfriend of over a year woke me up at 4:30 in the morning by sticking her hand down my pants. She immediately stopped when I was awake enough to reciprocate and said, "I couldn't sleep. I was bored. Talk to me." FML
KaRaSu
France 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bedtime stories
Today, my boyfriend really gets off hearing me talk about previous sexual experiences in extreme detail while we are having sex. I have run out of real stories, so now I just make stuff up, but it's getting hard keeping track. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Fast and Furious
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Top comments
bikergirl93 18
ohhh that sucks :/ maybe its time to spice up the sex life, get some toys and outfits ...... just an idea
cakefete2 30
If you use your mouth during sex i can guarantee you she won't be bored.
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Comments (90)
JhovannyA 7
Your sex life sounds pretty boring. Try new positions. New techniques.
1nfamous115 1
I think she wanted you to write a short story Jonah Hill style
Gho5tk3y 17
Not to be a dick but ydi, as a man you need to take the time to learn what makes her feel good. Obviously she'll be bored if it doesn't feel good so learn her pleasure points, problem solved. Good luck
BrodieMike 4
If she got bored, then you're not doing it right.
cherise_silvan 3
Haha that sucks
mrpravz 5
Maybe she wanted a dirty story to set the mood?
nmrg 10
Tell her The Neverending Story and see how she likes it (were you born in the early 90s? Maybe you don't know that one) because that's a pretty bitch move.
chosha_fml 26
Tell her one from the Penthouse forum.
brandoneyez1 25
Sounds like you have some size issues to make up for.... Just be confident and get a toy to help spice it up. Otherwise you need another girlfriend with a smaller hole yeah?
limabeans101029 20
Are you sure she wasn't just asking for a dirty story?