Snoozefest
By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States
By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States
By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States
By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres
By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States
By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States
By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown
By erpuchi - 01/12/2010 01:52 - Dominican Republic
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By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France
By Anonymous - 02/01/2023 03:00
By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 01:00
Your sex life sounds pretty boring. Try new positions. New techniques.
I think she wanted you to write a short story Jonah Hill style
Not to be a dick but ydi, as a man you need to take the time to learn what makes her feel good. Obviously she'll be bored if it doesn't feel good so learn her pleasure points, problem solved. Good luck
Haha that sucks
Maybe she wanted a dirty story to set the mood?
Tell her The Neverending Story and see how she likes it (were you born in the early 90s? Maybe you don't know that one) because that's a pretty bitch move.
Tell her one from the Penthouse forum.
Sounds like you have some size issues to make up for.... Just be confident and get a toy to help spice it up. Otherwise you need another girlfriend with a smaller hole yeah?
Are you sure she wasn't just asking for a dirty story?
Keywords
ohhh that sucks :/ maybe its time to spice up the sex life, get some toys and outfits ...... just an idea
If you use your mouth during sex i can guarantee you she won't be bored.