Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML
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djb23
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yeah are you sure he's your boyfriend?
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Avaquin
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wow, that sucks. and he sucks.
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Avaquin
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wow, that sucks. and he sucks.
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diabetic_rage
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to #53:
LOL WAT
LOL WAT
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Ribenalion
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Not a massive coincidence, the odds of 2 people having the same birthday are a LOT higher than you would expect - http://www.damninteresting.com/the-birthday-paradox
In fact the odds of 2 in 23 people having the same birthday is 50%
So if he knows 23 girls the chances of one sharing a birthday with his girlfriend is 50% thus meaning its just a little bit unlucky.
Also he's a douche. Dump him and find someone better.
In fact the odds of 2 in 23 people having the same birthday is 50%
So if he knows 23 girls the chances of one sharing a birthday with his girlfriend is 50% thus meaning its just a little bit unlucky.
Also he's a douche. Dump him and find someone better.
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muckdog
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i think he ment you idiot he just broke up with YOU.
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honeydoodles
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If he knows 23 girls, that is the probability that he knows more than one girl with the same birthday, not the probability that he knows a girl who shares a birthday with any particular one of those girls, in this case his girlfriend.
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The_Batman
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lmfao
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suaveneanderthal
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so am i the only one that understands that his ex-but-still-friends would have to be a lesbian since the OP mentions having a boyfriend which would make his ex-but-still-friends a girl (assuming of course he wasn't gay before.) But then the OP adds girlfriend to the end of ex-but-still-friends which would mean it was a girls party which would make those two lesbians. Either this was made up or you made a typo.
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Puolukka
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Huh?! OP said that her BOYfriend was going to birthday party. The person hosting the party is his ex-GIRLfriend who he's still friends with...and the OP is also a girl...
I don't see any lesbianism anywhere...lol...
I don't see any lesbianism anywhere...lol...
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Jemm_fml
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Hello, OP's boyfriend. :B
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Manicomio
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Not really sure if this is real or not but exes sharing b-days isn't so far fetched. I have three ex's that were all born Dec. 7th and I went out with them in a row...
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rositaborracha18
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i'm born Dec. 7th :D
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carobug
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It wasn't a typo. The "girlfriend's" part made it more specific. The apostrophe 's' adds possession, saying it's the party of his ex-girlfriend who is still his friend. Yupp.
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z4opv14
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Yeah... that really sucks..
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djb23
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yeah are you sure he's your boyfriend?
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666midnight
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Ouch that sucks, what were you doing for your birthday tho? maybe hers was more fun?
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Pyrbaby
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Why should it matter if the other girl's birthday was going to be more fun?
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loopdeloop
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that's terrible. FYL
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pianoman1242
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yeah that sucks. you should dump him
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stryder
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holy shart. that blows
i bet they "did it"
i bet they "did it"
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kyhole
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#7...you're an idiot
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OneandOnlyOne
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He's HER boyfriend more than he is YOUR boyfriend. Kick him to the curb.
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Poke_my_mon
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Take the hint :P
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quantum_insanity
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That sucks :(
Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday.