notsogood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snoozefest
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
fml1977
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Honest
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
ThePopeMan
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Really into it
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad sign
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
oops999
Downingtown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sounds hot
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
erpuchi
Dominican Republic 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML
thanks.
Today, my girlfriend of over a year woke me up at 4:30 in the morning by sticking her hand down my pants. She immediately stopped when I was awake enough to reciprocate and said, "I couldn't sleep. I was bored. Talk to me." FML
KaRaSu
France 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bedtime stories
Today, my boyfriend really gets off hearing me talk about previous sexual experiences in extreme detail while we are having sex. I have run out of real stories, so now I just make stuff up, but it's getting hard keeping track. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Fast and Furious
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Top comments
bikergirl93 18
ohhh that sucks :/ maybe its time to spice up the sex life, get some toys and outfits ...... just an idea
cakefete2 30
If you use your mouth during sex i can guarantee you she won't be bored.
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Comments (90)
joea21 21
Ouch.... Hope you're a better story teller than love maker
raininginseattle 9
Tell her a story while giving oral. War and peace just might do the trick.
challan 19
perhaps she wanted a fantasy. should have gotten nasty!
badmandilon 19
That's what I think she meant, girls love fantasies, as far as I know.
OochenSnoochen 15
you know nothing John Snow
kyu_Q 19
#14 I like the way you think
princesszelda7 8
Time to spice up your sex life op!
Mackay92 14
i know what you're getting for Christmas.. a kama Sutra book
jsp16 24
Tell her the "Magic Story" from "Friends".
perdix 29
Congrats for lasting longer than a knock-knock joke!
EmmaMK 35
Ask her to tell you what she wants in bed. Ask her what's missing.
xblaine 17
Sounds like that's a problem on your end.
imchacon22 19
Maybe she should have taken over instead of complain.