Snoozefest

By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

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Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
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bikergirl93 18

ohhh that sucks :/ maybe its time to spice up the sex life, get some toys and outfits ...... just an idea

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cakefete2 30

If you use your mouth during sex i can guarantee you she won't be bored.

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buckdharma 37

Narrate the story as "Captain Boomer," of a giant, ferocious sperm whale that destroys all vessels. "Moby Dick seeks thee not. It is thou, thou, that madly seekest him!" AAARRG!

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awkwardloveannie 28

before you guys started did you tell her you were going to "put her to bed"?

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arodven 18

Two possibilities, either you're too small or she is too loose. Not much you can do about your size, but she can do exercises to help her.

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jeepers_1 21

Um... I don't think that's necessarily the problem.

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wholock 12

Uh, being 'too small' isn't a problem. The ****** can stretch to fit the size of a larger penis, with the average length of 7.5 inches, and can shrink to fit around a smaller member. I agree that being too loose can effect the results in sex, but size wouldn't necessarily be a problem.

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Zebediabolical 40

Rule 1. Women are responsible for their own pleasure. If they can't communicate what and how they want it, they deserve the shitty and boring sex they get. Rule 2. That goes for men too.

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imchacon22 19

She can give all the direction she wants but if he doesn't know what he's doing it sure won't matter.

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awkwardloveannie 28

maybe she was communicating? maybe she's turned on by stories

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Zebediabolical 40

Giving direction and encouragement is exactly how a guy gets better.

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Dropkicksmurphie 9

I love how in FML's involving sex, the raters always say "it's your own fault" to the guys. Like women can't be boring in bed. And they can be VERY boring.

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radioedit 7

Damn that sux bro, try some new moves

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wholock 12

Well you shouldn't of made it that bad!

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