notsogood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snoozefest
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
fml1977
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Honest
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
ThePopeMan
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Really into it
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad sign
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
oops999
Downingtown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sounds hot
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
erpuchi
Dominican Republic 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML
thanks.
Today, my girlfriend of over a year woke me up at 4:30 in the morning by sticking her hand down my pants. She immediately stopped when I was awake enough to reciprocate and said, "I couldn't sleep. I was bored. Talk to me." FML
KaRaSu
France 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bedtime stories
Today, my boyfriend really gets off hearing me talk about previous sexual experiences in extreme detail while we are having sex. I have run out of real stories, so now I just make stuff up, but it's getting hard keeping track. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Fast and Furious
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
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bikergirl93 18
ohhh that sucks :/ maybe its time to spice up the sex life, get some toys and outfits ...... just an idea
cakefete2 30
If you use your mouth during sex i can guarantee you she won't be bored.
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Cujo3269 9
Damn
Ksweety_fml 27
You need to work on your sex skills.
buckdharma 37
Narrate the story as "Captain Boomer," of a giant, ferocious sperm whale that destroys all vessels. "Moby Dick seeks thee not. It is thou, thou, that madly seekest him!" AAARRG!
awkwardloveannie 28
before you guys started did you tell her you were going to "put her to bed"?
arodven 18
Two possibilities, either you're too small or she is too loose. Not much you can do about your size, but she can do exercises to help her.
jeepers_1 21
Um... I don't think that's necessarily the problem.
wholock 12
Uh, being 'too small' isn't a problem. The ****** can stretch to fit the size of a larger penis, with the average length of 7.5 inches, and can shrink to fit around a smaller member. I agree that being too loose can effect the results in sex, but size wouldn't necessarily be a problem.
Zebediabolical 43
Rule 1. Women are responsible for their own pleasure. If they can't communicate what and how they want it, they deserve the shitty and boring sex they get. Rule 2. That goes for men too.
Dropkicksmurphie 9
THIS. I like this.
imchacon22 19
She can give all the direction she wants but if he doesn't know what he's doing it sure won't matter.
awkwardloveannie 28
maybe she was communicating? maybe she's turned on by stories
Zebediabolical 43
Giving direction and encouragement is exactly how a guy gets better.
Dropkicksmurphie 9
I love how in FML's involving sex, the raters always say "it's your own fault" to the guys. Like women can't be boring in bed. And they can be VERY boring.
radioedit 7
Damn that sux bro, try some new moves
underthesea12 24
You need to work on your skillz!
wholock 12
Well you shouldn't of made it that bad!