By thanks. - 28/01/2017 04:00

Today, my girlfriend of over a year woke me up at 4:30 in the morning by sticking her hand down my pants. She immediately stopped when I was awake enough to reciprocate and said, "I couldn't sleep. I was bored. Talk to me." FML
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That type of stuff, for me, would be a dealbreaker. When someone uses sex to manipulate or yank your chain, that's just not right.

If I had to guess, I'd say you guys talked about the subject of blue balls.

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Is that a bad thing?

Where's the problem...?

If you don't get it, you never will.

If I had to guess, I'd say you guys talked about the subject of blue balls.

so talk. just talk seductively (or dirty) and bring the mood right back around again.

If you talk well enough, you'll get back to the hands in the pants thing soon!

That type of stuff, for me, would be a dealbreaker. When someone uses sex to manipulate or yank your chain, that's just not right.

I don't like people touching me without my permission and even if we were married I'd divorce my partner if they pulled shit like this

Early riser...but still that seems excessive to wake you up

Tell her you're not awake enough yet :P

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Rookie move. Don't move.... enjoy.