Today, my girlfriend of over a year woke me up at 4:30 in the morning by sticking her hand down my pants. She immediately stopped when I was awake enough to reciprocate and said, "I couldn't sleep. I was bored. Talk to me." FML
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pjsr
| 31
That type of stuff, for me, would be a dealbreaker. When someone uses sex to manipulate or yank your chain, that's just not right.
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BiGTiMeNeRD
| 29
If I had to guess, I'd say you guys talked about the subject of blue balls.
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possomman
| 9
Is that a bad thing?
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NavEntity
| 12
Where's the problem...?
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LyricaSilvan
| 29
If you don't get it, you never will.
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BiGTiMeNeRD
| 29
If I had to guess, I'd say you guys talked about the subject of blue balls.
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Allornone
| 35
so talk. just talk seductively (or dirty) and bring the mood right back around again.
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RichardPencil
| 27
If you talk well enough, you'll get back to the hands in the pants thing soon!
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pjsr
| 31
That type of stuff, for me, would be a dealbreaker. When someone uses sex to manipulate or yank your chain, that's just not right.
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ipodtouchgirl
| 21
I don't like people touching me without my permission and even if we were married I'd divorce my partner if they pulled shit like this
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worldclassrager
| 39
Early riser...but still that seems excessive to wake you up
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moondoglou420
| 17
Tell her you're not awake enough yet :P
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blupenguin29
| 14
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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rodfergie
| 18
Rookie move. Don't move.... enjoy.