FML : Today, my girlfriend of over a year woke me up at 4:30 in the morning by sticking her hand down my pants. She immediately stopped when I was awake enough...

Today, my girlfriend of over a year woke me up at 4:30 in the morning by sticking her hand down my pants. She immediately stopped when I was awake enough to reciprocate and said, "I couldn't sleep. I was bored. Talk to me." FML

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You deserved it

By thanks. - / Saturday 28 January 2017 04:00 /

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By pjsr | 31

#7399349 - Saturday 28 January 2017 4:43

That type of stuff, for me, would be a dealbreaker. When someone uses sex to manipulate or yank your chain, that's just not right.

By BiGTiMeNeRD | 29

#7399346 - Saturday 28 January 2017 4:17

If I had to guess, I'd say you guys talked about the subject of blue balls.

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By possomman | 9

#7399344 - Saturday 28 January 2017 4:15

Is that a bad thing?

By NavEntity | 12

#7399345 - Saturday 28 January 2017 4:17

Where's the problem...?

LyricaSilvan | 29

#7399442 - Saturday 28 January 2017 8:48

If you don't get it, you never will.

By BiGTiMeNeRD | 29

#7399346 - Saturday 28 January 2017 4:17

If I had to guess, I'd say you guys talked about the subject of blue balls.

By Allornone | 35

#7399347 - Saturday 28 January 2017 4:40

so talk. just talk seductively (or dirty) and bring the mood right back around again.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7399348 - Saturday 28 January 2017 4:41

If you talk well enough, you'll get back to the hands in the pants thing soon!

By pjsr | 31

#7399349 - Saturday 28 January 2017 4:43

That type of stuff, for me, would be a dealbreaker. When someone uses sex to manipulate or yank your chain, that's just not right.

ipodtouchgirl | 21

#7399946 - Saturday 28 January 2017 21:53

I don't like people touching me without my permission and even if we were married I'd divorce my partner if they pulled shit like this

By worldclassrager | 39

#7399363 - Saturday 28 January 2017 5:18

Early riser...but still that seems excessive to wake you up

By moondoglou420 | 17

#7399383 - Saturday 28 January 2017 6:00

Tell her you're not awake enough yet :P

By blupenguin29 | 14

#7399396 - Saturday 28 January 2017 6:41

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By rodfergie | 13

#7399432 - Saturday 28 January 2017 8:36

Rookie move. Don't move.... enjoy.

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