notsogood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snoozefest
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
fml1977
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Honest
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
ThePopeMan
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Really into it
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad sign
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
oops999
Downingtown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sounds hot
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
erpuchi
Dominican Republic 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML
thanks.
Today, my girlfriend of over a year woke me up at 4:30 in the morning by sticking her hand down my pants. She immediately stopped when I was awake enough to reciprocate and said, "I couldn't sleep. I was bored. Talk to me." FML
KaRaSu
France 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bedtime stories
Today, my boyfriend really gets off hearing me talk about previous sexual experiences in extreme detail while we are having sex. I have run out of real stories, so now I just make stuff up, but it's getting hard keeping track. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Fast and Furious
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Top comments
bikergirl93 18
ohhh that sucks :/ maybe its time to spice up the sex life, get some toys and outfits ...... just an idea
cakefete2 30
If you use your mouth during sex i can guarantee you she won't be bored.
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Comments (90)
loubou21 2
oh that sucks :/
LuiZombie 3
Someone's not doing there job right. Smh.
jonathan_dallas 10
How old is your gf that she wants story time in bed?
Isa_fml 20
Maybe it was just a slightly misguided attempt at dirty talk.
magaoitin 4
Once Upon a Time there was a man who liked to play a game of throwing a hot dog down a huge tunnel, tying to hit a side or the end. No matter how many times he came, he never touched a side. One day as the man though how much fun it would be to try again, he found the tunnel filled by a nice construction worker, a landscaper, and both of his the next door neighbors.
theduder2013 5
Dude
JayThrntn 9
Tell her about the girl who got donkey punched for running her mouth.. That's a good one
Bri_Bo27 0
Hopefully you'd be able to recite a novel rather than a short story in regards to time
Guinness96 1
wow that sucks for you
CoolWhip025 8
I think you need some new moves