Sex and Intimacy: Get on with it

Get on with it

By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 01:00

Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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Routine

By youaresodumb - 27/09/2010 04:19 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML

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Bad sign

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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You deserved it 6 270

Time is money

By asdfasdf - 24/01/2009 15:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

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You deserved it 5 969

Not my turn

By Perry85 - 10/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she says "Don't cum in me, my husband has plans for later." FML

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You deserved it 1 018

Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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You deserved it 8 016

By saddude - 04/03/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML

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Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 20:12 - United States - Ellicott City

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

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hellsgates 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 19:37

you say no and start going rougher,

GrapefruitZoe 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 2:19

I'll tell you why she said it. She was BORED. I get bored easily during sex. Vaginal intercourse does little for me. Pleasure her.

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feelslikeanoose 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 1:56

psh! I've said that plenty of times to various boyfriends.

LegitDGK 0

Monday 24 May 2010 3:39

you should have said, if u rly want we can do it in the ass

techweed 12

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:42

What a bitch!!

AlexV_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 4:58

Hey, thats a good thing

th1rt3en95 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 15:24

"whilst"? Are you kinky for Shakespeare?

Rawrpantz09 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 4:56

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hellsgates 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 19:37

you say no and start going rougher,

whomppp 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 10:56

LOL win!

Se0ul_Fr3sh 0

Monday 18 July 2011 11:20

Lol yes, well said! :D

Se0ul_Fr3sh 0

Monday 18 July 2011 11:24

Lol yes, well said! :D

NoNeak 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 7:00

#10 win....xD probably you need to bond a little more...so it'll be pleasent for both... and btw...i don't know how this is a FML...

AnnaSeptic 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 18:37

#8, Aussies and Brits say whilst. Not everyone is American, you know.

Superflyshyguy 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 9:32

AWWWWW SNAP SONN

redbluegreen 40

Monday 18 May 2009 7:15

I agree with #10. What else is there to do? Get off her?

spoo 24

Friday 5 June 2009 16:33

lube....

genius_man16 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 5:32

Maybe you should learn how to pleasure your GF, just a thought.

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Today, I went to visit my fiancé's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML

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Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of almost 3 years told me he wants kids, specifically a biological child with me. When we started dating, I told him that I didn't want kids and he said the same, but now he's changed his mind. I haven't. I love him and will probably lose him because of this. FML

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Today, I gave up trying to make any friends at my job as a firefighter. I'm the lone female, and am the subject of gossip with the older men. Anyone I try to befriend ends up hitting on me, while others won't even talk to me because their wives are jealous. FML

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Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML

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Today, a nasty brat at the restaurant finally tripped up while running around uncontrollably, and hurt himself. I commented to my wife that "karma finally struck." The brat's mom heard me and threw my keys into the kids' ball pit. It’s been over an hour and even the bar staff can’t find my damn keys. FML

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Today, at work, I was discussing animated movies with a male senior who's got kids. I was trying to refer to Zootopia but couldn't remember the name. I went, "Zoo, zoo... filia?" Silence. It wasn't until I got home an hour later that I realized what I said. FML

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Today, my grandson visited me, and asked if I had any pictures of myself from when I was a little girl. I happily looked for a few photos to give him, asking what had piqued his curiosity. He replied that he wanted some for a presentation he's doing on the Middle Ages. FML

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