cakefete2

About Cakefete2

Hopefully I made you smile.

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Cakefete2's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

2%
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

4%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

6%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

80%
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

0%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

44%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

19%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

3%
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

1%

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Cakefete2's favorite FMLs

Calendars with photos of dogs are cool. Calendars with photos of dogs taking a dump are even better!

It's still 2017, but we're already getting ready for 2018 with this calendar, which would put a smile on anyone's face on Christmas Day.

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Breeder of Champions - / Tuesday 5 September 2017 00:30 / France - Paris

This Instagram Account of People in China Who Have No Idea What They’re Wearing is Cringey and You're Going to Love It

The Instagram account ‘Shanghai Observed’ captures raw WTF moments from the perspective of a foreigner in China. A lot of the time, that means finding wacky English phrases on clothing that would be a total FML for the wearer…if they had any idea what it meant.

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Nina - / Wednesday 30 August 2017 00:30 /

Today, I sent a polite yet strongly-worded email to one of my corporate clients in which I expressed my irritation at being asked the same question by the same team for the 4th day in a row. I ended it with "Regards!" but accidentally swapped the 'g' with a 't'. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By SomeExplainingToDo - / Monday 4 September 2017 04:30 /

Today, I tried to face my fears and take the elevator at the hotel I'm staying at. When the door opened, I was greeted with a taser pointed at me and, "Are you sure you want to get on this elevator?" Guess it's the stairs for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By KillerChipmunk - / Thursday 1 June 2017 12:08 /

Today, I was fed up with things being taken from my room so I installed a key-locking handle on my door. I installed everything but the door knobs, and because I was worried that I would put the two of them on backwards, I closed the door to check. I'm now locked in my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Professional - / Monday 29 May 2017 14:00 /

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cakefete2

Beginner

Socialite

Mobility

Checking you out

Tell us what happened next

The thumb strikes back

Happy ending

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

Night owl

Inception

One more and it's business time

I like your style

The Mixer

What'ch'all looking at?

Supersize Menu

I moderated this!

Up and coming moderator

Profile completed

It's in the can!

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

50 quality comments

One ring to rule them all

Censored

Consolation prize

YDI Master

Perfectionist

Who’s the fairest of them all?

I agree, my mouse works.

Judgmental

I'm a rock star

Tommy Wiseau

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

The return of the thumb

42

50 favorites

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Gandhi

Calendars with photos of dogs are cool. Calendars with photos of dogs taking a dump are even better!

This Instagram Account of People in China Who Have No Idea What They’re Wearing is Cringey and You're Going to Love It