Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning...

By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

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By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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Snoozefest

By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2014 21:04 - United Kingdom - Wrexham

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML

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By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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By sixsix - 24/12/2008 11:19 - France

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

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Nailed it

By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 05:31 - United States

Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML

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Get on with it

By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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dg72592_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:27

"lets play a board game"...? time for a new girlfriend.

acc093 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:39

try eating her out or fingering her before sex next time..? most girls can't get off just by vaginal stimulation alone. that was still pretty bitchy of her...

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dg72592_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:27

"lets play a board game"...? time for a new girlfriend.

ryguy997 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 4:04

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tigerpeach05 0

Monday 26 April 2010 2:51

Actually, women can ejaculate. So therefore, females can indeed cum. http://www.selfgrowth.com/articles/Lawless1.html

mypod66 0

Monday 26 April 2010 17:54

it's called squirting

iiNfAMoUs_KiiD 3

Thursday 24 March 2011 23:13

nice one bro :p

Migor 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:28

LMAO so basically you kinda sucks in bed....... Time to read the kamasutra

bloppyblue 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:29

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jorgasm 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:29

What game? If it was Scrabble or Trouble, then she isn't such a bad girlfriend.

greenrapsody 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:31

what kind of girl dislikes sex THAT MUCH? and she sounds pretty shitty in bed, if the only change in her is her sighing, which can be mistaken by a moan. does she just lie there silent? get a new gf

lolol182 4

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:33

you suck lets go play monopoly also 4, you're a moron

teardrop_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:33

wow... she didn't even care enough to fake it :S ouch...

RNCftw 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:35

LOL @ #5

cuttybuddy 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:37

Stratego, ftw.

acc093 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:39

try eating her out or fingering her before sex next time..? most girls can't get off just by vaginal stimulation alone. that was still pretty bitchy of her...