Today, I was in bed with my fiancé. After a while of quiet cuddling, I said, "Babe, I have cold feet." He replied with, "Me too. Let's call off the wedding." I was talking about the actual temperature of my feet. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML
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bybib 20
Hopefully something a good talk will fix. good luck op
rg350dx 29
It appears people are giving your comment the cold shoulder.
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bybib 20
Hopefully something a good talk will fix. good luck op
bandofsand 10
Or better yet, next time wear socks.
bybib 20
That would remedy the icicle feet but might now work so well the next day when the groom doesn't show.
feelingold 18
you know that superstition about not seeing your spouse-to-be shortly before your wedding? I guess perhaps that was a pretty smart idea.....
grashopper8 7
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"My feet are cold." YDI for phrasing it "I have cold feet." Who says that?
Steffi 26
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Everyone I know.
bybib 20
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I've had a few girlfriends in the past say it attempting to be cute. normally worked to.
syki 22
Depends on what she meant. "My feet are cold" refers to her lower extremities at only that moment. If she was making a random observation, whether or not it included right that second, "I have cold feet" makes a lot of sense. To be honest, I use the latter when I'm trying to mooch body heat off of people for my hands. Like, "Oh, it's just a fact of life that I have perpetually freezing fingers, you should probably do something about them." :3
TrueStoryFolks 17
It really depends on where you are. Though I don't know if they say that frequently in Australia.
blackman100 20
Agreed
little_one 20
In bed I usually just put my feet by his legs and give him a "please let me keep my feet on you cause I'm cold" look. Most of the time it doesn't work...
BronayPonay 6
I mean, its a ******* sentence, you can say whatever you want. Are you guys actually going to put YDI just because she didn't form the sentence the 'normal way'?
omg36 7
Anyway she said it would've sounded like she was nervous about the wedding. I mean, in dead thoughtful silence the night before her wedding she says "I have cold feet" you'd be crazy to not assume she meant she was worried.
interesting33 37
Well it was maybe not the best way to put it - but surely it is better to find out now that the fiance is getting cold feet?
bamagrl410 31
I would've said "my feet are cold" because saying "I have cold feet" for any reason that close to a wedding is a terrible idea. I'm guessing they don't communicate very well if she didn't realize this until the night before the wedding though.
cmoney408 6
you probably phrased it like that because deep down you did have cold feet about the wedding... didnt you?
Foto_1 12
Well, I have cold hands.
rg350dx 29
It appears people are giving your comment the cold shoulder.
ashwowa 14
haha!
hannahsnyder69 16
At least now you can have a talk about it. It was kind of inevitable.
SelenaMilkshake 17
It wasn't going to come up until she made that comment. Her fiancé was obviously keeping the fact hidden since this happened the night before their wedding. It most likely wouldn't have been said. I do agree that it is a good thing though because they can evaluate their relationship with interests for both partners.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
I agree with Hannah. If the guy was doubting the marriage in the first place, then getting actually married wouldn't help the issue. Divorces are common for a reason. It was good it got out in the open before the "I do's".
LastJuan 6
Well I suggest some talking done before the big day. Best of luck
mcleod 17
You kinda walked into that one.
Nekogami 14
Pun intended? ;)
VeganVampyre 27
That must be why her feet were cold, she was running around barefoot!
Ambient25 25
I think you dodged a bullet OP considering how quick he was to call it off. Didn't even discuss it or anything...
maz95 17
As much as that sucks, it's a good thing you've realised this now rather than ending up with a failed marriage.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well hopefully you've been able to talk this through and had a lovely wedding. #2 Who cares how she said it? I think she is better off knowing her fiance has got second thoughts.
deathy94 14
Incase you didn't know there is a reply button.
Jaxx66 21
in case you didnt know, it would be annoying to post the same comment to evert post that stated YDI for her sentance structure. Not to mention, this comment works perfectly well as a stand-alone.
Jemm_fml 29
Well, now your feet have company! Always a bright side, man.