Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML I agree, your life sucks 52388 I agree, your life sucks 52388 You deserved it 6361 You deserved it 6361 3 0 4 17 By grossesfesses - / Wednesday 15 May 2013 06:58 / France - Compi?gne
Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady... I agree, your life sucks 31352 I agree, your life sucks 31352 You deserved it 3439 You deserved it 3439 62
Today, I discovered a bat in my new apartment. I found him in my shoe... with my foot. FML I agree, your life sucks 37267 I agree, your life sucks 37267 You deserved it 3613 You deserved it 3613 180
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to... I agree, your life sucks 29234 I agree, your life sucks 29234 You deserved it 7434 You deserved it 7434 162
Today, my wife left on an "Emergancy trip" to California for realistate training with a group of 50 or so. Before I dropped her off at the air port, she... I agree, your life sucks 5 I agree, your life sucks 5 You deserved it 3 You deserved it 3 1
Today I spilled vanilla yogurt on my pants while eating breakfast, which I forgot to clean up. It left a very conspicuous white stain on my pants, that's... I agree, your life sucks 11 I agree, your life sucks 11 You deserved it 10 You deserved it 10
Colombia Today, I went dancing with my best friend and I went back with her to crash in her bed. I didn't expect her boyfriend to stay over too, much less in the...
Singapore Today, a day before my birthday, I'm submitting my unplanned resignation after receiving an applicant's phone call inquiring about my position. Because...
Today, I moved in with my in-laws and don't yet have money to pay rent, so I'm keeping to myself and staying out of trouble. While trying to write a thank...
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