Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML I agree, your life sucks 52622 I agree, your life sucks 52622 You deserved it 6387 You deserved it 6387 4 2 7 32 By grossesfesses - / Wednesday 15 May 2013 06:58 / France - Compi?gne
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML I agree, your life sucks 34230 I agree, your life sucks 34230 You deserved it 2859 You deserved it 2859 83
Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom... I agree, your life sucks 67065 I agree, your life sucks 67065 You deserved it 14815 You deserved it 14815 210
Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck... I agree, your life sucks 14231 I agree, your life sucks 14231 You deserved it 48347 You deserved it 48347 78
Today, I was awoken at 2AM being told to put some clothes on and get out as soon as possible, as the house is filled with smoke and flames are coming from... I agree, your life sucks 8 I agree, your life sucks 8 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1
Today I was laying on my bed reading a book when my dog decided to jump on my stomach and use it as a trampoline as I doubled over in pain I agree, your life sucks 4 I agree, your life sucks 4 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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