Slipception!

No. That one was just bad, imo.

Dully noted.

Needs a third pair of slippers for Slipception.

Yeah, I know. I wanted to be first and apart from first! It was the only thing that popped in my brain.

Yo dawg, I heard you like slippers

So we put slippers in your slippers so you can stay warm while you stay warm

Honestly how is this a FML boohoo your cold. How does it f your life?

I'm surprised no one's made a "turducken" reference, or however you spell it.

Nice turducken reference bro

i live in csnada, so dont be a wimp and act like an adult

Trendy new style? Maybe it'll catch on OP, you never know.

Just wondering, how does this qualify as an FML? yes your feet were really cold, and it was cold out? but is it really FML worthy?

Heard of socks?

Enlighten me.

perhaps OP started a huge army of sock puppets and doesn't have any more to wear

Why does the OP own two pairs of slippers in the first place? And why would you have a smaller pair and then a pair that is big enough to fit over the small pair?

Yo dawg I heard you like warm feet so we... Nevermind.

First World Problems

I'm so cold I'm shivering

Tiger slippers fuses with Lion slippers to create Liger slippers!

You probably thought this was a comment, nope chuck testa

I would have taken a hot bath.

I know that being cold sucks. I hate when I have to stick my cheeks together and wear two pairs of pantaloons.

Do what was done in a previous FML. Have the house set on fire, guarantee you'll warm up real fast.

Yo dawg, I heard you like slippers, so we put some slippers in your slippers so you can be warm while you're warm

Thanks for finishing number 3's comment.

He did what 3 couldnt and i look up to him for that

You think that's bad? I have to sleep under 6 fleece blankets to get warm

I want some of what you're havi... you know what, nevermind.

In the butt?

put a sock in it!