Today, I was in bed with my fiancé. After a while of quiet cuddling, I said, "Babe, I have cold feet." He replied with, "Me too. Let's call off the wedding." I was talking about the actual temperature of my feet. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML
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bybib 20
Hopefully something a good talk will fix. good luck op
rg350dx 29
It appears people are giving your comment the cold shoulder.
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Comments (122)
aardvarkish 17
Have your family pack shotguns. It's too late to walk away now.
mindlesskay 11
REPHRASE, PEOPLE!
Jaffecakes 1
Hopefully you two get married because you would probably make a beautiful couple;)
LyraAlluse 25
I think the perfect follow up comment to that is, 'I was talking about the temperature of my feet. Don't worry, my feet will be covered tomorrow so we can still get married.'
stacieharms 11
YDI for saying that you have cold feet..
an3ph 20
Better now than later.
andiboo 12
Everyone gets cold feet before marriage! :) I'm sure you've thought before that it's a big step and you might not be ready for it. Maybe after hearing you say it too, he figured it would be the right thing to call it off, since it seemed as though it wasn't just him feeling that way. Don't worry, I bet it'll all be okay. :}
worldclassrager 41
You can clear that up in a few words...don't worry about it..you'll be happily married with cold feet or not...
Metthew 15
Well, that sucks. But better now than at the altar, right? ^^
coldblood 4
Might wanna rephrase that next time.