Today, I was in bed with my fiancé. After a while of quiet cuddling, I said, "Babe, I have cold feet." He replied with, "Me too. Let's call off the wedding." I was talking about the actual temperature of my feet. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML
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bybib 20
Hopefully something a good talk will fix. good luck op
rg350dx 29
It appears people are giving your comment the cold shoulder.
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Comments (122)
olpally 33
Wow!!! Need a moment? Grab a twix! Lol geeze! :/
ShyAnn29 15
Maybe he's just nervous, it sounds like a great conversation to have!
LetItFlow57 7
Yeah... you kinda deserved it for phrasing it that way. Hopefully everything will work out.
dspolleke 19
I wouldn't marry a woman with cold feet..
rg350dx 29
Exactly. Poor circulation is clearly a sign of a weaker breed of human. We must hunt and eliminate all **** sapiens claiming to have chilly extremities.
Jaxx66 21
50, Could we just take out the ones who conplain about it if we are doing it that way? I hate it when my feet are hot! I cut a hole in my comforter and sewed the edges so i can stick my feet out without my legs getting cold. I cause mine, so would i count??
botanistjessica 24
While that does sound like it works, 80, wouldn't it be easier if you just pulled your comforter up a little farther and stuck your feet out the bottom? That's what I do.
KareBear7364 5
I'm thinking OP was trying to be funny/cute by saying "I have cold feet." But, wasn't expecting her fiance's reaction to be what it was.
helmiz 17
you got what you wished for
kemic 7
Isn't there some old saying about the bride and groom not seeing each other the day before the wedding? I winder if this is part of the reason for that...
VeganVampyre 27
No, it's that the groom isn't supposed to see the bride in her wedding dress until she's walking down the aisle. So the day before is fine, unless she puts her dress on the day before for some reason.
DanqGirlxoxo 13
You say , "My feet are cold." YDI
Aregonde 15
Who the hell says, "babe, I have cold feet" instead of "my feet are cold"? The former sounds like a line from a terrible, painfully amateur movie script.
Schiffy 18
Or a porno script.
ohheylookitsmax 9
saying, 'My feet are cold,' probably would've worked better...