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By Trainwreck - 13/12/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 23:41 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

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Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML

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By Anon - 26/06/2014 04:03 - United States - Middletown

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I said yes and started gushing over the wedding, buying a house, having kids… He was smiling up until I mentioned kids. One discussion, followed by one blazing row later, he left with the ring, his clothes, and his Xbox. FML

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Monday 14 December 2009 0:12

Take him to Hell, Michigan.

Khatog 1

Monday 14 December 2009 0:43

Not enough information. For all we know, you could very well be an emotional train wreck like he said. So I'm gonna say YDI just because I have a feeling that is the case.

Comments

TheLoneWolf87 4

Sunday 13 December 2009 23:15

Haha you got owned. First Cuz you didn't make him a sammich

guitarbass95 0

Monday 14 December 2009 1:09

epic furst

Subtext 10

Monday 14 December 2009 8:55

Shut the **** up

GuitarJunkie6258 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:47

Probably shouldnt be a quick-tempered emotional train wreck

KumoFF7 3

Saturday 19 December 2009 23:48

lmao win.

abcnonamecba 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 5:27

sh!t hell froze over!!!!!!!!!!

erika_lynnex 1

Monday 21 June 2010 3:53

I agree with 58

momoloser 0

Friday 26 August 2011 8:33

sexist pig!

Branflakes16 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 23:42

lol I agree with #1

silbern 0

Monday 14 December 2009 0:04

sammich fix everthing

xFaust_fml 12

Monday 14 December 2009 0:12

Take him to Hell, Michigan.

Norwegian_Wood 4

Monday 14 December 2009 11:23

This. Then again, OP, now that he's shown his true colors, do you really wanna marry someone who's this big of a douchebag?

magentaballoon15 8

Friday 17 June 2011 21:10

I thought Hell was in Scandinavia, or are there just two different cities

monkeyluvz 7

Wednesday 28 November 2012 21:40

I was just thinking that!

cheerchick4life 0

Monday 14 December 2009 0:28

u shouldve said and I'll have sex with u when he'll freezes over with a smile n then kiss him hahaha

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Tuesday 30 July 2013 7:55

Your spelling makes me want to send you back to first grade.

Khatog 1

Monday 14 December 2009 0:43

Not enough information. For all we know, you could very well be an emotional train wreck like he said. So I'm gonna say YDI just because I have a feeling that is the case.