FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked...

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Trainwreck - / Sunday 13 December 2009 17:56 / United States

Love

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By xFaust_fml | 12

#718706 - Monday 14 December 2009 12:12

Take him to Hell, Michigan.

By Khatog | 1

#718721 - Monday 14 December 2009 12:43

Not enough information. For all we know, you could very well be an emotional train wreck like he said. So I'm gonna say YDI just because I have a feeling that is the case.

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By TheLoneWolf87 | 4

#718681 - Sunday 13 December 2009 11:15

Haha you got owned. First Cuz you didn't make him a sammich

guitarbass95 | 0

#718756 - Monday 14 December 2009 01:09

epic furst

Subtext | 10

#719361 - Monday 14 December 2009 08:55

Shut the fuck up

GuitarJunkie6258 | 0

#720702 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 04:47

Probably shouldnt be a quick-tempered emotional train wreck

KumoFF7 | 3

#727516 - Saturday 19 December 2009 11:48

lmao win.

abcnonamecba | 0

#853810 - Sunday 14 February 2010 05:27

sh!t hell froze over!!!!!!!!!!

erika_lynnex | 0

#1037744 - Monday 21 June 2010 03:53

I agree with 58

momoloser | 0

#3181620 - Friday 26 August 2011 08:33

sexist pig!

By Branflakes16 | 0

#718694 - Sunday 13 December 2009 11:42

lol I agree with #1

By silbern | 0

#718703 - Monday 14 December 2009 12:04

sammich fix everthing

By xFaust_fml | 12

#718706 - Monday 14 December 2009 12:12

Take him to Hell, Michigan.

Norwegian_Wood | 4

#719540 - Monday 14 December 2009 11:23

This. Then again, OP, now that he's shown his true colors, do you really wanna marry someone who's this big of a douchebag?

magentaballoon15 | 8

#2703857 - Friday 17 June 2011 09:10

I thought Hell was in Scandinavia, or are there just two different cities

monkeyluvz | 7

#5195622 - Wednesday 28 November 2012 09:40

I was just thinking that!

By cheerchick4life | 0

#718716 - Monday 14 December 2009 12:28

u shouldve said and I'll have sex with u when he'll freezes over with a smile n then kiss him hahaha

HeyHeyFishFillet | 34

#5604753 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 07:55

Your spelling makes me want to send you back to first grade.

By Khatog | 1

#718721 - Monday 14 December 2009 12:43

Not enough information. For all we know, you could very well be an emotional train wreck like he said. So I'm gonna say YDI just because I have a feeling that is the case.