Today, I was in bed with my fiancé. After a while of quiet cuddling, I said, "Babe, I have cold feet." He replied with, "Me too. Let's call off the wedding." I was talking about the actual temperature of my feet. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML
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bybib 20
Hopefully something a good talk will fix. good luck op
rg350dx 29
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Comments (122)
YeahYeahYeahOK 6
That's just ****** up. I feel bad for you OP. Your wedding should be one of the happiest days of your life. I'm sure he just nervous. I really hope the wedding goes as you hoped it would and all turns out as it should!
songtrees 8
ydi for poor choice in wording.
avapaige1234 19
The truth came out. Good riddance.
ThatOneGirl92 1
so.. no wedding? or did you talk about it and there was a wedding?
longtimesunshine 4
would you rather have married him without knowing he wasn't really ready?
ashjo 12
Next time say my feet are cold or warm my feet
smacky187 9
Better too soon than too late
BioChemEGirl 11
sooo.. ): did you end up getting married?
sarah601 4
I'm not saying you deserved it or anything, but why would you ever say "I have cold feet." the night before your wedding, if you weren't referring to the wedding? "My feet are cold" would have been a much better choice.
lalalandman 3
you should have said "my feet are cold" but perhaps you're dodging a bullet.