By Janice - 07/11/2011 05:12 - Canada

Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 456
You deserved it 7 933

Same thing different taste

Top comments

saIty 17

Just pull all the fat on your face back with rubber bands.


n_epic_fail 14

That's when you call up that plastic surgeon book an appointment and go in the next day. In two weeks to a month you'll either look hot, or like cat woman...

"They go bounce jiggle bounce jiggle bounce bounce."

yaknowiverse 0

we know you like Justin bieber. or isn't that bieber hair? I'm gonna puke.

saIty 17

Just pull all the fat on your face back with rubber bands.

phoenixslayer69 4

1-800-jenny11. And find a good doctor for breast implants and you will be fine. Try docbastered, he might be able to help

Buttsexpirate 9

Someone call the doc and tell him that someone not only took his name, but ****** it up too!

Wait, who's docbastered? A legal doctor?

My ears are burning. I wonder why? Apparently misspelling "Bastard" is like my Bat-signal.

phoenixslayer69 4

The doc symbol worked... So can you help her doc?? Ok failed attempt at a recovery, but I had to do something my Internet rep, is on the line..

I hate when everyone assumes that women with small breasts "need" implants.

#93 Yeah, but so what? I don't need implants.

drawmesunshine 17

73, I hate how when anyone says anything, even jokingly, about small boobs, you are right there, crawling up their ass about it. And I have tiny ****, too, so you can't play that card against me.

#105 You know why? Because I can never tell when they're joking. I readily admit it. I have no sarcasm detector. Please don't get pissed at me because I have low self-esteem. I'm having enough trouble with that as is. I wasn't planning on "playing a card against you." I wasn't planning on attacking you. I'm a nice person, but I honestly can't tell when someone is making a joke.

yourlifesfucked 0

Maybe they assumed she 'needed' implants because she just wrote an FML about her small boobs, thereby implying that she wished they were larger? Just my two cents. FYI A's and B's > huge boobs. Huge boobs look nasty on 90% of women.

Sigh. Of course I'm going to get down-voted for saying that. Look...The reason why I say what I do about all of the small **** "jokes" is because it seems that most of the time, the people making the jokes are only half-joking. And if we continue to make jokes about the appearance of others, it will only perpetuate those jokes and continue to make it okay for people to mock other people's looks. Sure, some people on FML are just making jokes. I get that, and it's okay. But I've seen others on FML genuinely believe they mean comments they say and are definitely not joking.

stacianichole 2

No one 'needs' breast implants. Implants fall into the 'want' category. People NEED to be happy with what they have, and the people who aren't are the same people making shitty comments about other people. See how that works? I have small boobs. The minute I stopped giving a flying **** what other people thought, who aren't even happy with themselves, I stopped considering my small boobs a flaw. Some guys like 'em small anyway. If I had to choose between a guy who accepts my body the way it is and one who'd rather see me have needless, expensive, dangerous surgery to be considered sexy, that's a no-brainer. Self-esteem comes from YOU. That's all I'm trying to say.

drawmesunshine 17

114, I get that; sarcasm is hard to translate over text at times. But those (few) people that are genuinely spiteful of small boobs are not going to change their minds or quit making mean jokes becauae you point out the "flaws" in their opinions they will continue chasing DDDDs and being dicks to eveyone else. The best thing we not-so-well-endowed women can do is take it with a grain of salt. And stop kicking that horse; he's very much dead.

#126 It's true; I doubt that the dicks who genuinely make fun of women for having small breasts will ever change their mind. Please understand that I have just been honestly trying to make a difference. It just infuriates me when people are cruel to others for their own enjoyment, as I have so often been the butt of so-called "jokes" in real life.

drawmesunshine 17

134, it infuriates everyone with the ability to empathize. But if you can't cure the disease, soothe the symptoms. Meaning, since there's nothing we can do about assholes who poke fun at people, make the people feel better, teach them that it's a matter of self-respect and confidence and taking cruel jokes in stride. I'm far from satisfied with my body, but I'm not going to rush to a plastic surgeon because I can still be happy knowing that I am who I am, and my family and friends will love me regardless of my appearance.

You know... Assuming only makes an ass out of you and me. Hence "ass-u-me".

#161 I didn't make any assumptions, I just misinterpreted.

CuteDumBlonde64 11
Alexisthebestest 16

Just because someone has a fat face doesn't mean they're fat. People gain weight in different areas, and maybe OP just gains weight in her face.

drawmesunshine 17

Bahahaha, I got the silliest and grossest mental image from that...

Like Betty Davis always said... "old age ain't for sissies"