That's when you call up that plastic surgeon book an appointment and go in the next day. In two weeks to a month you'll either look hot, or like cat woman...

"They go bounce jiggle bounce jiggle bounce bounce."

we know you like Justin bieber. or isn't that bieber hair? I'm gonna puke.

no, it's cute cause she's like jigglypuff

*slow motion*

Jigglypuff is fricken hot!

Fuck breasts, jiggly faces turn me on!

It's like baywatch... Only fatter...

My boobs jiggle more than my face but im a man :(

Aww! Bless you!:)

Well for the record, her breasts probably were strapped down by a bra. So... Remove bra, test again.

Face bra.

Face bra.

that wasnt any funnier the 2nd time

Lmao!:)

Face bra. Third time is a charm.

Someone call the doc and tell him that someone not only took his name, but fucked it up too!

* DocBastard Not docbastered.

Wait, who's docbastered? A legal doctor?

My ears are burning. I wonder why? Apparently misspelling "Bastard" is like my Bat-signal.

The doc symbol worked... So can you help her doc?? Ok failed attempt at a recovery, but I had to do something my Internet rep, is on the line..

I hate when everyone assumes that women with small breasts "need" implants.

Is it because you get it a lot ?

#93 Yeah, but so what? I don't need implants.

73, I hate how when anyone says anything, even jokingly, about small boobs, you are right there, crawling up their ass about it. And I have tiny tits, too, so you can't play that card against me.

#105 You know why? Because I can never tell when they're joking. I readily admit it. I have no sarcasm detector. Please don't get pissed at me because I have low self-esteem. I'm having enough trouble with that as is. I wasn't planning on "playing a card against you." I wasn't planning on attacking you. I'm a nice person, but I honestly can't tell when someone is making a joke.

Maybe they assumed she 'needed' implants because she just wrote an FML about her small boobs, thereby implying that she wished they were larger? Just my two cents. FYI A's and B's > huge boobs. Huge boobs look nasty on 90% of women.

Sigh. Of course I'm going to get down-voted for saying that. Look...The reason why I say what I do about all of the small tits "jokes" is because it seems that most of the time, the people making the jokes are only half-joking. And if we continue to make jokes about the appearance of others, it will only perpetuate those jokes and continue to make it okay for people to mock other people's looks. Sure, some people on FML are just making jokes. I get that, and it's okay. But I've seen others on FML genuinely believe they mean comments they say and are definitely not joking.

No one 'needs' breast implants. Implants fall into the 'want' category. People NEED to be happy with what they have, and the people who aren't are the same people making shitty comments about other people. See how that works? I have small boobs. The minute I stopped giving a flying fuck what other people thought, who aren't even happy with themselves, I stopped considering my small boobs a flaw. Some guys like 'em small anyway. If I had to choose between a guy who accepts my body the way it is and one who'd rather see me have needless, expensive, dangerous surgery to be considered sexy, that's a no-brainer. Self-esteem comes from YOU. That's all I'm trying to say.

114, I get that; sarcasm is hard to translate over text at times. But those (few) people that are genuinely spiteful of small boobs are not going to change their minds or quit making mean jokes becauae you point out the "flaws" in their opinions they will continue chasing DDDDs and being dicks to eveyone else. The best thing we not-so-well-endowed women can do is take it with a grain of salt. And stop kicking that horse; he's very much dead.

#126 It's true; I doubt that the dicks who genuinely make fun of women for having small breasts will ever change their mind. Please understand that I have just been honestly trying to make a difference. It just infuriates me when people are cruel to others for their own enjoyment, as I have so often been the butt of so-called "jokes" in real life.

134, it infuriates everyone with the ability to empathize. But if you can't cure the disease, soothe the symptoms. Meaning, since there's nothing we can do about assholes who poke fun at people, make the people feel better, teach them that it's a matter of self-respect and confidence and taking cruel jokes in stride. I'm far from satisfied with my body, but I'm not going to rush to a plastic surgeon because I can still be happy knowing that I am who I am, and my family and friends will love me regardless of my appearance.

You know... Assuming only makes an ass out of you and me. Hence "ass-u-me".

#161 Who are you talking to?

#161 I didn't make any assumptions, I just misinterpreted.

girls with small boobs are hot :D

What?

Do you mean to say that's hot?

Hawt

Or howl? Like a primal wolf call?

It's Morphing Time!

Weight watchers! :D

Just because someone has a fat face doesn't mean they're fat. People gain weight in different areas, and maybe OP just gains weight in her face.

Bahahaha, I got the silliest and grossest mental image from that...

Hey

If op wears a really tight bra, not really

Reminds me of Smosh