Today, I was in bed with my fiancé. After a while of quiet cuddling, I said, "Babe, I have cold feet." He replied with, "Me too. Let's call off the wedding." I was talking about the actual temperature of my feet. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML
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bybib 20
Hopefully something a good talk will fix. good luck op
rg350dx 29
It appears people are giving your comment the cold shoulder.
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perdix 31
Your dad's got a shotgun, right? You should never have used the phrase "cold feet" in any context within two months of a wedding. Freud would have said that your fiancé was not the only one in the couple who realizes that your upcoming union will be a clusterfuck.
laurenasabutton 26
Maybe he understood what you meant but was just trying to be funny because of the double meaning?
Medd_fml 13
Almost everyone gets cold feet right before their wedding. Nothing to worry about OP.
PipingMouse 14
At least he admitted before you got married rather than having the embarrassment of being stood up at the altar. Hopefully you guys can talk it out.
thewife5 19
It's the day before.. So still equally embarrassing. You will still have guests show up that you will have to turn away. Anyone from put of town is already there, on their way or already purchased non-refundable plane tickets. The guy is a douche
PipingMouse 14
I understand that, but at least she had an extra day. He really should have brought it up earlier, but that doesn't make him a douche. A lot of men get cold feet before a wedding.
ashhfrgvbdgovss 6
45 It's not only men that can get nervous before a wedding, though :/
chowE_fml 4
What's up with guys asking girls to marry them an them and then not Following through???! I feel like It's an epidemic --especially in FML-land. OP At least you know how he really Feels. Saves you from divorce fees down the road
shaww 28
*googles what "having cold feet" mean*
4ube_fml 6
What does it mean ? *lost foreigner*
buckeyed 20
it basically means to be reluctant or to change your mind prior to an event, such as a wedding
Rana16 4
Haha im reading the comments to find out
Enslaved 38
It's associated with changing your mind about wanting to get married but the origin came from a guy playing a losing hand of poker. He complained about his feet being so cold that he couldn't continue to play his hand of cards and was able to leave the game without losing his bettings.
Thundering_Jibbs 13
You'll know if he's serious if you find him having drunk sex with your sister in the coat closet after the wedding.
shaww 28
*slutty drunk sex
Medd_fml 13
Every wedding needs it!
gracehi 33
At least you won't end up like Adam Sandler in "The Wedding Singer." "This could have been brought to my attention YESTEEEEEERDAAAAAAAY!!!!"
KainMoogle 21
Did it ever occur to you that he might be joking? My fiancee (ée?) And I joke like that fairly often
FrankHotpants 31
If there's doubt like that then the worst thing you can do is go through with it. It's best you know now, if you're not ready then you're not ready.