Today, I was in bed with my fiancé. After a while of quiet cuddling, I said, "Babe, I have cold feet." He replied with, "Me too. Let's call off the wedding." I was talking about the actual temperature of my feet. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML
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bybib 20
Hopefully something a good talk will fix. good luck op
rg350dx 29
It appears people are giving your comment the cold shoulder.
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Comments (122)
twinkiefeets 17
DONT DO IT!
raegunXD 6
Probably shouldn't have worded it that way...
davincidasecond 24
Maybe you should have worded it better? Well, at least it's better to know before you get married then at the actual ceremony. Good luck OP.
kintella 6
If your wedding is tomorrow.. Why are you together in bed? Isn't it bad luck ? No wonder.
costanzareborn 6
Very poor wording. YDI
_Princess_Peach_ 9
I think that lots of people feel like he does before their wedding OP. Im sure its a normal, nerve induced reaction..dont be too hard on him if that is the case, we're all human! Good luck and I hope you have an amazing wedding day:)
ispeakmeme 7
hopefully he was just kidding
REFF_fml 9
It could of been an an extreme form of sarcasm for a small problem
frenchaussie 5
So OP, did you guys end up getting married? You need to let us know!
AlexM42 5
In his defense that was a terrible way to phrase things. For example OP might have said "My feet are cold/freezing." Also it's better to find out that the fiance has doubts now instead of after the wedding