Inappropriate, Students and Drugs: Not funny, son

Not funny, son

By Embarassed - 15/03/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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By asshalf15 - 25/07/2014 20:19 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 11:53 - United States

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML

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By drugsforthugs - 18/11/2014 17:26 - United States - Sierra Madre

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML

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The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated

By Ghost - 14/12/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I was at my 10-year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screamed when she saw me. Then she started hitting me, looking panicked. I calmed her down and asked why she hit me. She says, "Everyone thought you were dead"' FML

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Wednesday 16 March 2011 0:06

a bit of a fail there, also your friend's an ass.

john443 5

Wednesday 16 March 2011 0:08

I think your friend is the one who overdosed

Comments

banana_buddy 6

Wednesday 16 March 2011 2:16

LOL 75 is WIN, complete and utter WIN.

franceypants 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 2:34

he should have been botching to your friend!

smiles131393 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 2:50

I'm sry

Paiggeerr7 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 2:52

why would u laugh after getting hit?

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Wednesday 16 March 2011 3:27

Then you went up to the podium and HADOKEN'd her down right?

CaseyMarie911 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 3:28

well I mean you should have said ouch after

sammy259 3

Wednesday 16 March 2011 3:39

kick your friends ass

babymickeycakes 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 3:56

-_-

qtips402 7

Wednesday 16 March 2011 3:59

Shit happens

slitherbomb 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 4:00

Ke$ha, you're such a drunk. No wonder you laugh so easily!

MissBunny25 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 4:29

125 I'm assuming you're talking to me... I'm rather sad I look like ke$ha :(

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