Inappropriate, Students and Drugs: Not funny, son

Not funny, son

By Embarassed - 15/03/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML

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By kay-z - 21/06/2014 20:32 - United States

Today, my dad heard that the guy who bullied me at school died recently of a drug overdose. For some reason, he thinks we were actually best friends, and thinks I'm doing drugs too. I'm now not allowed out of the house except to go to school. He won't listen to a word I say. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 15:28 - Canada - Sooke

Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML

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By Ashley - 07/10/2013 06:11 - United States - Belmont

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML

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By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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By Dexter - 21/05/2023 18:00

Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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By asshalf15 - 25/07/2014 20:19 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 11:53 - United States

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML

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By drugsforthugs - 18/11/2014 17:26 - United States - Sierra Madre

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML

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The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated

By Ghost - 14/12/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I was at my 10-year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screamed when she saw me. Then she started hitting me, looking panicked. I calmed her down and asked why she hit me. She says, "Everyone thought you were dead"' FML

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Wednesday 16 March 2011 0:06

a bit of a fail there, also your friend's an ass.

john443 5

Wednesday 16 March 2011 0:08

I think your friend is the one who overdosed

Comments

meg238f 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 0:58

Should've told them what happened, and if they didn't believe you, bitch slap 'em.

Beck2209 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 1:05

That really sucks, but you should defend yourself. I would.

zeta24 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 1:08

sry for ur loss. all of u people hu r saying he needs to stop breathing and shit?? because he lost a friend?? wow. just wow.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 16 March 2011 1:24

Edit: the comment I was referring to vanished. Nothing to see here.

testthecoal 5

Wednesday 16 March 2011 1:11

Should have sawed it off and stuff it in his cavity.

Picking_Kuppies 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 1:16

My teacher announced how a girl in my class had got hit by a train because she was walking on the tracks; and I laughed. Everybody was quiet, I was the only one laughing (or making any noise, for that matter). After about 8 seconds of awkward silence, she was like: "So, TODAY, WE'RE GOING TO BE WORKING ON..." It was funny. Seriously.

Picking_Kuppies 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 1:29

Oh, and the girl is fine. She was walking on the tracks, but there were more tracks right next to them. There had been a train that came by on the tracks next to her a while before, so [when she heard the train that was about to hit her coming] she assumed it was on the other tracks. She had her hood up and was listening her iPod, yet, somehow, she didn't think to check. This was months ago.

Picking_Kuppies 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 1:20

My friends always come up to me and randomly jab spots on my sides, it makes me either freak out or burst out laughing, that's probably what OP meant.

KourtneyRay 2

Wednesday 16 March 2011 1:25

I woulda told on my friend!

sleepydeath 4

Wednesday 16 March 2011 4:05

y it's not that bad getting bitched at

OCDC 9

Wednesday 16 March 2011 5:28

I would have too...if I was still in kindergarten.

sterlingarcher 1

Wednesday 16 March 2011 1:26

haha lol that happens to me too! I'll just start laughing or someone will make me laugh when it's is super quiet or it is supposed to be a serious moment.. :D