The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated

By Ghost - 14/12/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I was at my 10-year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screamed when she saw me. Then she started hitting me, looking panicked. I calmed her down and asked why she hit me. She says, "Everyone thought you were dead"' FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25

Ok, even if she thought you were dead, why is hitting an appropriate response?

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DDang 2

Wow. That sucks big time. How the heck did it come to that? o-o

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my_fml_account 2

this is scarily appropriate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_2-SrRbs7Y (Scrubs clip)

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DDang 2

Wow. That sucks big time. How the heck did it come to that? o-o

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kotabones 0

I've made it that way for me. I pretty much dislike everyone I went to high school with and I don't talk to any of them. I didn't go to the 5 yr and prob won't go ever. If they think I'm dead it's of no concern to me because thy obviously didn't go to mourn me at my funeral lol

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roaminginsomniac 0

Wow. Dead, huh? Good going!

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Nikiebear226 0

Sixth sense! That's what I would have thought if that happened to me.

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Ok, even if she thought you were dead, why is hitting an appropriate response?

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AeroChic777 4

Because hitting zombies kills them, silly!

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Rayn4u_fml 0

What happened to good old fashion clean shot in the head and neck breaking? Now that would have been an FML, and then a WTF for writing about it!

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CosmicPossum 2

It's all about the double tapping. Rule #2, right there.

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greenltrn2003 0

thats obvious...

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Sun_Kissed18 25

My appologies, you're right ;)

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tarv 16

Wrong u have to destroy the brain hitting them will only get u bit and infected

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Thunderstruck14 30

You thought someone was dead, you saw them.... obviously it was a zombie, right? That girl he had a crush on is weird...

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I_Own_Ubers 0

I don't see how this is an fml

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kisshu_fml 6

everyone thought that OP was dead....how is this not an FML moment

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hXcsoccerplaya 0

guess you really weren't noticed by her at school then. FYL

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