FML : Today, I got a call from my long distance girlfriend. She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person for six months, but she still insists...

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Today, I got a call from my long distance girlfriend. She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person for six months, but she still insists it's mine. I don't know which would be worse: her lying or her being that stupid. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By notthedad - / Tuesday 15 March 2011 15:50 / China

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By sweet_candy_ | 17

#2185583 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 06:59

She probably thinks you will be stupid enough to fall for it.

By DocBastard | 38

#2185603 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 07:04

Your cock has obviously been whoring around without your knowledge. Take some responsibility for it, stupid. /King Missile

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By CrazyDutch | 0

#2185573 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 06:57

kill her

WishResign | 0

#2185581 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 06:59

I was thinking the same thing. That or eat the baby.

By sweet_candy_ | 17

#2185583 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 06:59

She probably thinks you will be stupid enough to fall for it.

maximum408 | 0

#2185599 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 07:02

your a terrible person

sloppyflow | 1

#2185611 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 07:05

and it is stupid enough to think that someone would be stupid enough to fall for stupid lie like this.

Autoshot | 9

#2185803 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 07:58

You are black.

deputy_g | 5

#2185809 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 08:00

lol this is funny Maury Maury!

RedPillSucks | 30

#2185887 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 08:18

Why is she a terrible person? She's not saying that's what she would do. She's making a perfectly valid assumption on what OPs girlfriend is doing.

Pham0023 | 12

#2185972 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 08:38

wow. what a twit :sigh: is she mental or what?! I mean seriously does she honestly think for a second that he would fall for that crap.

AmberlovesJb | 0

#2185982 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 08:41

Twit = Pregnant Goldfish.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2186028 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 09:02

Well op, which is worse depends on how she was raised, because the nature and nurture of that baby may lead to the creation of more dumb bitches. FYL, and hopefully the real daddy is a nice guy; if not, comgratz on the baby and good luck on the gf that aren't truly yours!(: you'll do fine.

persianjr1 | 7

#2186317 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 10:58

it's because they're not Persian like us huh number 3?

fl0ffy | 0

#2186965 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 02:18

that's sad y would she lie that's just stupid did she really think u would fall 4 it

Anai08 | 17

#2188258 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 06:28

Actually I think OP's girlfriend isn't so much stupid as she is desperate. She obviously wants to think that OP's the dad. Maybe she wanted to tell him it was his in the hope that he wouldn't argue against it. Even so, it's still incredibly foolish and sad of a plan. But we all, whether we want to or not, have to deal with the consequences of our own actions.

sunshine233 | 0

#2188709 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 10:03

51 win

epyk_prince | 0

#2189280 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 03:11

You're really cute! Just thought id share my thoughts

mfjkr | 10

#2190149 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 07:52

just wait till it comes out Peter griffin style...then you'll know it's not yours

lunargh | 7

#2193957 - Thursday 17 March 2011 12:28

@84, a prat is a pregnant goldfish, a twat is a vagina and a twit is an idiot, from 'twite', a small sparrow-like bird. If you're gonna spew etymology for shits and giggles, get it right.

xxkitsumoxx | 0

#2194476 - Thursday 17 March 2011 03:38

MellyLuck1484 | 7

#4552006 - Monday 11 June 2012 01:56

especially since he said "which would be worse" and he means "which is worse"

plum_lovin | 25

#4616368 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 10:24

Jeez @215. Just because you know something others don't doesn't mean you have to be "twit" about it. (sorry if I got it wrong for cripes sake) and stop being such a douche.

By tnfan5594 | 0

#2185593 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 07:01

I have to say you have one of the dumbest girlfriends ever so sucks for you

By Kolden | 9

#2185597 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 07:02

leave her.

By DocBastard | 38

#2185603 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 07:04

Your cock has obviously been whoring around without your knowledge. Take some responsibility for it, stupid. /King Missile

Igor_g5 | 0

#2185878 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 08:15

That's what I was thinking. Detachable penis.

Dudelike89 | 8

#2186208 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 10:03

Eeek! A penis!

SadikOnuska | 0

#2187277 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 03:55

Has no one considered a detachable vagina?

caboose003 | 0

#2236542 - Thursday 24 March 2011 10:54

awesome detachable penis reference FTW

By ktrose | 0

#2185605 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 07:04

Maybe she is not lying haha. She could be pregnant, just not with your child. Being stupid on the other hand...

ktrose | 0

#2185638 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 07:10

Oh wait, just read OP's name, I can see it was implied that she cheated. Disregard my comment.

fthku | 13

#2185670 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 07:17

Are you serious?

yourmurderscenex | 13

#2185855 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 08:11

hey maybe your the girl's sister or something, cause what you just wrote made you sound like a dumb ass.

ktrose | 0

#2185937 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 08:29

Did you not just read my comment? I said disregard my comment.

ktrose | 0

#2185948 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 08:32

No 58, it did not make me sound like a dumb ass. Are you ignorant? Did you not read my comment which simply explained I did not read the OP's name? Of course you didn't. Otherwise you would realize placing your comment was unnecessary.

fuckmrsoftee | 0

#2186009 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 08:52

and then i grabbed her hair and yanked her head around, demanding her to take her fml comment back.. its pointless dont buy into baiting arguments online, and its a waste of time because its not like youre going to be able to do anything about it anyway. buy a sense of humor, watch southpark.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2186275 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 10:35

Does it have to be southpark?

MissBunny25 | 0

#2186442 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 11:39

give katrose a break, you filthy bitches. we all make mistakes. don't act like you haven't.

Prankster7o7 | 5

#2187692 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 06:17

^ Careful getting this one off the hook, she's got some fangs! :P

rexxy75 | 3

#2189179 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 02:18

I think that's the point she is but has cheated durr

By amayaa_fml | 7

#2185613 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 07:06

why are you still with her?

oreobunbun | 3

#2185956 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 08:34

cuz the phone sex is good

Coldinside | 12

#2186381 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 11:16

Win.

ubetrwatchBN | 5

#2186730 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 01:07

Winning!

calbabe96 | 5

#2186909 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 02:00

HAHAHAHA. made mah day

epyk_prince | 0

#2189293 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 03:13

Hey, im not lurking but I am curious after reading ur profile. What is puyallup anyways

_Seiya_ | 0

#2189610 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 05:18

Creepy........

By ulicksam | 0

#2185620 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 07:06

And in the time it took for you to confess it, you could have dumped her. She obviously doesn't think too much of your intelligence and if you still call her your girlfriend, I kind of agree with her.