your a terrible person

and it is stupid enough to think that someone would be stupid enough to fall for stupid lie like this.

You are black.

lol this is funny Maury Maury!

Why is she a terrible person? She's not saying that's what she would do. She's making a perfectly valid assumption on what OPs girlfriend is doing.

wow. what a twit :sigh: is she mental or what?! I mean seriously does she honestly think for a second that he would fall for that crap.

Twit = Pregnant Goldfish.

Well op, which is worse depends on how she was raised, because the nature and nurture of that baby may lead to the creation of more dumb bitches. FYL, and hopefully the real daddy is a nice guy; if not, comgratz on the baby and good luck on the gf that aren't truly yours!(: you'll do fine.

it's because they're not Persian like us huh number 3?

that's sad y would she lie that's just stupid did she really think u would fall 4 it

Actually I think OP's girlfriend isn't so much stupid as she is desperate. She obviously wants to think that OP's the dad. Maybe she wanted to tell him it was his in the hope that he wouldn't argue against it. Even so, it's still incredibly foolish and sad of a plan. But we all, whether we want to or not, have to deal with the consequences of our own actions.

51 win

You're really cute! Just thought id share my thoughts

just wait till it comes out Peter griffin style...then you'll know it's not yours

@84, a prat is a pregnant goldfish, a twat is a vagina and a twit is an idiot, from 'twite', a small sparrow-like bird. If you're gonna spew etymology for shits and giggles, get it right.

:)

especially since he said "which would be worse" and he means "which is worse"

Jeez @215. Just because you know something others don't doesn't mean you have to be "twit" about it. (sorry if I got it wrong for cripes sake) and stop being such a douche.

That's what I was thinking. Detachable penis.

Eeek! A penis!

Has no one considered a detachable vagina?

awesome detachable penis reference FTW

Oh wait, just read OP's name, I can see it was implied that she cheated. Disregard my comment.

Are you serious?

hey maybe your the girl's sister or something, cause what you just wrote made you sound like a dumb ass.

Did you not just read my comment? I said disregard my comment.

No 58, it did not make me sound like a dumb ass. Are you ignorant? Did you not read my comment which simply explained I did not read the OP's name? Of course you didn't. Otherwise you would realize placing your comment was unnecessary.

and then i grabbed her hair and yanked her head around, demanding her to take her fml comment back.. its pointless dont buy into baiting arguments online, and its a waste of time because its not like youre going to be able to do anything about it anyway. buy a sense of humor, watch southpark.

Does it have to be southpark?

give katrose a break, you filthy bitches. we all make mistakes. don't act like you haven't.

^ Careful getting this one off the hook, she's got some fangs! :P

I think that's the point she is but has cheated durr

cuz the phone sex is good

Win.

Winning!

HAHAHAHA. made mah day

Hey, im not lurking but I am curious after reading ur profile. What is puyallup anyways

Creepy........

I love Lucy..FTW

you don't love Lucy? lol

haha I'm so confused... my blonde side is coming out