Today, I was at the grocery store when an elderly woman walked up to me and said, "Why can't every guy be as handsome as you?" I would have been flattered by the comment, if I was a guy. FML
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kgray99
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are you Justin beiber?
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afdude87
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it's ok, most old people mean well, they're just hard of seeing / hearing / driving sometimes.
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kgray99
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are you Justin beiber?
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singinfool15
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Hahahaha nice!! :3
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gRAPE_SAUCE
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yes, yes she in fact is.
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CryMoreFMLs
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Justine Beiber is the real name. People constantly leave off the E. Its aggraating as hell, and fairly obvious no "straight" "male" can sing like that.
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CryMoreFMLs
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Oh dear, the grammar nazis are going to ream me a new one :(. Stupid iPhone.
aggravating***
aggravating***
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NancyDeebensDPDS
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It's Justin bieber. I hate when people spell it Justin Beiber! JESUS!
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One thing, justin bieber is NOT handsome.
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MissBunny25
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42, calm down. anyways, Justin bieber is stupid.
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CheetosLibrary
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are you crazy????? justin bieber is amazing and sexy!
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nerdsgetmehot
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#59 To some teenage girls, sure. To the rest of the population, not so much...
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MissBunny25
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64 I agree with you, but I think 59 was being sarcastic xD lol
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nidawi
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Really? I'm not a fan of Justin, but I'm tired of seeing everybody hate on him just for the fun of it. He's a human being, and he deserves respect even if you don't like his music or think his voice is too high or that he's gay. I will respect him. He just turned 17, he's still a kid! Give him a break and let him make music because that's what makes him happy.
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sleepydeath
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we still hate her
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xxkitsumoxx
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he hates on himself. it's cool wit him
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BugsBunny1
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He gets plenty of respect from the girls who practically die if they take a picture with his cardboard cut-out!!!
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marcelj121
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i believe its justine bieber .... ehemm
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Mokiikom_fml
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#80: THIS.
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killedmyteacher
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so we are all assuming now that you are gay or bisexual? am I right?
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kisshu_fml
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#59 HA YOU WISH
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Sadochan
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CROSS-COUNTER!
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TheXTG8680
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what other fighters do you play?
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denvan
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It's time for you to look like a girl
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afdude87
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it's ok, most old people mean well, they're just hard of seeing / hearing / driving sometimes.
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i_love_grrr
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lol
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Kefka91
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tomboy, eh? that's hot.
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PreludeToADream
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Agreed! Take it as a compliment.
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socal8912
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exactly what I was gonna say ;)
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jennabell
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I think beyonce did a song like that...
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Alimareee
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I think Beyoncé did too.
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kazzz23
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Do you have a mustache or something?
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Battledog5006
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nice A cups
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nerdsgetmehot
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#8 What's wrong with A cups?
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Pb25797051
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they are tiny
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epyk_pryncess
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there's nothing wrong with A cups. just remember, all the girls you think are "hot" for having big tits... are gonna have saggy bags later in life. while us smaller chicks will be perfectly content. thank you. :))
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prince122
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woh 79 u dont look like u have small tits...
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epyk_pryncess
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amazing huh? I would like to thank victoria's secret for amazing push up bras... :))
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DoubleEdgedBlade
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I agree with 79. There's nothing wrong with A cups. What if there is a really hot chick with a nice, tight body and ass, but with A cups in front of you, would you think "Yeah, I'd tap that."?
My honest opinion even as a boobs kind of guy, I'd go for her.
My honest opinion even as a boobs kind of guy, I'd go for her.
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xdannyx117x
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agreed and 79s bra is amazing and her tats rock
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moosemonkey1000
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I find small tits to be a turn on...
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fatalkiss
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She's old, in her day guys probably looked a lot different than today (style, clothes, hair, etc). & same with girls. So if you have a pixie cut & was wearing a Tshirt, she just assumed you were a guy without really paying attention (plus her vision probably isn't that great).
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killedmyteacher
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is that a bong or a dildo?
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marinus_fml
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Maybe you should stop flaunting your flat chest.
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CryMoreFMLs
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Maybe you should stop flaunting your back-abs and flex your front-abs for all the ladies to admire.
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Adorlee
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^ what 16 said
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marinus_fml
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haha orly? More than five girls would have to agree before I do it ^.^
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pinkdisco
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Haha, come on then'
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marinus_fml
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hahah 2 =/= 5
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lidemocr
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do it.
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mazzera_fml
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do itttt
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NancyDeebensDPDS
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do itt!!!
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marinus_fml
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haha ok *blushhhhh*
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Rachel5913
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lmfao niice
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fatalkiss
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yay :)
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jman730
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She probably thinks your smuggling a squirrel. Or your mustache is better than hers.